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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    señor skinny penis
    listen, bruh, I will kiss you! that is a muthafuckin THREAT, homie! is that what you want??

    racoon dude
    is that a threat or a promise ahahaha ;)

    señor skinny penis
    fuck outta here with that fuckboy laugh

    [aka: Cody Ko and Noel Miller go from badass fortnite duo to best friends to idiots in love from many, many miles apart.]

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    30 Dec 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Cody has the biggest crush on Noel Miller, the school's track star. Noel Miller decides to befriend Cody, the world's most optimistic and adorable junior. Despite his experiences with bullying, Cody always looks for the good in the world and despite his athletic prowess, Noel is always so down to earth.

    A surprise confession on prom night could make or break them, what will Cody choose?

    Based on the Wheatus song "Teenage Dirtbag".

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    30 Dec 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    The 4 stages of sleeping together, Cody and Noel style. Hey, not that kind of sleeping together!!
    Haha, just kidding. Stage 4 is what you think it is. Also, it’s a two-chapter stage, so get ready for that. ;)
    I should be updating quite frequently. Tags will update along with the chapters. Enjoy!

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    30 Dec 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    Cody is a telepath, Noel is not.

    Listen, I don't know what the hell this is but I sure did write it so like

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    16 Dec 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    “Must be family, eh?” Timmo guesses.

    “Yep.” Nick grins. “My youngest sister got into Juilliard. The opera program.”

    “Damn! That explains the high note,” Timmo laughs. “So she’s moving to New York?”

    The cab turns a corner and Nick looks out at the crumbling sidewalk glowing under neon, listens to the background wail of sirens and horns. He pictures Isabelle opening the acceptance letter back home on the farm in Minnesota and wonders how their parents reacted.

    “Yeah,” he says. “I think so. I hope so.”

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    31 Aug 2019

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