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It starts because Harry has no self-control when it comes to meaningless and entertaining competition.
Actually no, that's not quite right. It starts because Harry is absolutely plastered.
(From the prompt: Workplace fic in which a benign inter-department step challenge gets out of hand, spearheaded by you know who 1 and 2)
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All romances start with a death.
Or something like that. Steve never paid attention in English class. Maybe they're actually supposed to end with deaths, and he's thinking of tragedies.
Whatever, his way's better.
Or: Steve finds a book, and gets an idea.
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- Part 2 of The Stevonomicon
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"Holy shit," Eddie says. "Ta-fucking-da indeed, Harrington. Who died and made you king of the necromancers?" he says, almost impressed.
Steve snorts, quietly. "You?" he says, and that shuts Eddie up.
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- Part 1 of The Stevonomicon
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Draco is: a werewolf, living in a cabin in the woods, minding his own business, and never going to buy plaid because he's not that much of a fucking cliche (yet).
He's also counting down the days until he sees Harry again.
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There's no point unpacking―Harry's not staying long, and besides, there's just bundled rags in his valise. The illusion of belongings, of a man heading to a new position at a prestigious manor―one beset with rumours of old magic and of impish forest dwellers causing chaos and mayhem amid the phosphorescent toadstool glow.
Bugger the job. Harry's here for the rumours. He's been chasing them for years.
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Mac and Dennis Conduct an Experiment by pavonine
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
16 Sep 2016
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Dennis convinces Mac that the only surefire way to prove his straightness is to sexually experiment with another man. Of course that man happens to be Dennis. Of course Mac buys into this as a reasonable plan of action.
Of course it backfires on them both.
Set somewhere in the middle of Season 8. Warnings really only apply later on in the story.
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Bookmarked by shiftylinguini
05 Mar 2024
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she bit your neck and I liked that by QueerOnTilMorning
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
05 Feb 2024
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Chrissy giggles and blushes. "I guess so," she says, and God, she's cute. Steve thinks about her legs, slender but strong from cheerleading, wrapped around his waist. "I want you to have sex with my boyfriend."
He stares at her for a long time. She just keeps smiling, eyes wide and hopeful. Finally, Steve says, "Why?"
"Because he's never been with a guy before, and I know he really wants to," she says. "And I'm an incredible girlfriend." She glances away, then back at Steve, suddenly coy. "Plus, I think it will be hot to watch."
Or: pure threesome filth.
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Never Mind the Bollocks by The_Sinking_Ship for shiftylinguini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2023
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If someone told Harry six months ago that by autumn he would be single, living on whisky and toast, and dancing the night away with Draco Malfoy, he would have told them to get their head checked.
And yet, here he was.
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Bookmarked by shiftylinguini
02 Jan 2024
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Harry loves everything about playing professional Quidditch – the rush of flying, the rush of winning, the rush of getting off with rival seeker Draco Malfoy. Harry’s the highest scoring rookie Seeker in the history of the League. He’s also, inexplicably, obsessively, hooking up with Draco. When Draco unexpectedly quits the League and disappears from Harry’s life, Harry doesn’t stop wondering what it all meant and if he’ll ever get another chance to find out.
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Bookmarked by shiftylinguini
21 Dec 2023
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Fall, 1985. After the Starcourt “mall fire” devastates their family and finances, Steve Harrington and his mom move into the empty trailer across from the Munsons.
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Bookmarked by shiftylinguini
22 Nov 2023