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    "Hanguang-jun," wei wucian moaned sadfully as he leaned against the divan in their bedroom in their courtyard in the cloud recesses in gusulan. "We need something to spice up our sex life. nnnnn hanguangjub, I'm a thirsty little starving blossom bud, i need your heavenly divine meat pillar to satisfy me." With that, wei wuxin, butt naked like a newborn baby who had just been born, drooped to his hands and knees and prostated himself on the morning wood hard floor, eyes and asshole winking up at lan wang beggingfully.

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    18 Jun 2021

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    Best Wangxian fic ever, would recommend 11/10. Bookmarked for reread

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    “Who was it, shijie?” asks Wei Ying after a short silence. “Who was the dragon in disguise?”

    “The tall, serious man in white,” says Jiang Yanli calmly, unaware of the way she’s just torn the bottom out of Wei Ying’s stomach. “He was wearing a ribbon around his forehead. Otherwise I might not have made the connection.”

    Oh fuck, thinks Wei Ying. Lan Zhan is a fucking dragon?

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    Wei Ying is invited to visit the home of his enigmatic new friend Lan Wangji. It just so happens that Lan Wangji’s home is a mountain palace full of immortal water guardians who all seem to have extremely alien ideas about what’s appropriate in public.

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    26 May 2021

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    Set after Original!Luo Binghe's visit to Shen Yuan's timeline.

    Shen Qingqiu owes everything to Luo Binghe, and Luo Binghe is determined to get it all. When he resurrects his master, it's to make him into the kind Shizun he saw in another world, the one who loved this meek version of himself.

    Of course, Shen Qingqiu isn't that sweet - nor that harmless.

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    24 May 2021

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    Good food

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    Immediately after his return, Hua Cheng realizes that he can feel whenever Xie Lian touches his ring. It doesn't bother him. In fact, he finds it endearing.

    But he ignores it, because something else is worrying him: why is Xie Lian acting so guilty?

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    23 May 2021

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    Reread

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    “We can’t forget the condom, of course,” Wei Ying re-affirms, with a straight face. “Very important.”

    “Very,” Lan Zhan nods. “Wouldn’t want any accidents to occur. Not when you’re most fertile. The chances are… very high.”

    “Wouldn’t be ideal,” Wei Ying says, nodding even harder.

    “Yes, wouldn’t be,” Lan Zhan parrots.

    Or, Lan Zhan and Wei Ying mutually attempt to baby-trap each other into a marriage, without realising the other is doing the same. The results... are not that bad?!!

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    01 May 2021

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    Two idiots babytrapping each other 🤣🤣🤣

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