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    Neville's finally back from his research trip to the Arctic, so Hermione pops by for a quick cuppa and a catchup.

    Things do not go quite to plan.

    Featuring: a twist on the sex pollen plot device; Neville Longbottom's pureness and lack thereof; friends, or the people you most want to murder; implied workplace prejudices; the Chudley Cannons; digressions on textiles; an uncanny dog; another twist; and, a Hallowe'en party.

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    22 Aug 2019

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    “The problem here, professor Dumbledore, is that you keep wondering what my position on the board is. I started off as your pawn, then at some point I became a useful bishop; but suddenly you see yourself wondering if I might not just be the black queen.” Hermione looked at him then, and smiled softly, “And what you don’t realize is that we’re not playing chess anymore.”

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    20 Aug 2019

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    Draco Malfoy had amnesia, temporary amnesia, that lasted exactly two nights while he was in hospital. So why does he keep having visions of things that never happened? And why does seeing his platonic work colleague Hermione Granger spark the strongest - and most erotic - vision of all? Hermione is strangely reluctant to discuss it, but Draco will stop at nothing to get to the truth - even if it destroys them both.

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    25 Jul 2019

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    The latest in magical advancements is an enchantment that reveals the bearer’s romantic compatibility with another person. Effectively eliminating uncertainty from dating, the charm can tell you whether or not you’ve found The One with a precise, Hermione Granger-approved calculation of traits and preferences. It’s a foolproof method of predicting relationship happiness. It’s also, for Hermione, positively dreadful news. Dramione, post-war, soulmate AU. COMPLETE.

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    15 Jul 2019

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    Having completed her N.E.W.T.s Hermione decides to pursue a niggling interest in muggle literature and study at Oxford. Little does she know, she isn't the only Hogwarts alum looking for answers among the dreaming spires. When a performance of Othello brings her together with two former enemies, sparks can't help but fly.

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    15 Jul 2019