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    Draco's stuck working as a sex-advice columnist after the Ministry impounded both his family's money and Malfoy Manor. He traded on his sex god reputation at Hogwarts in order to get the job, but there are a few small problems: he's a virgin, and he also has no idea what he's talking about.

    When Hermione Granger arrives at his office, irate at the poor quality of his advice, Draco finds himself blackmailed into letting her instruct him on the proper way to give sex advice. She apparently gets up to some pretty creative sexual practices in her spare time, but she's also an irritating, intrusive know-it-all. Draco should be chomping at the bit to get rid of her, so why is he fantasizing about her all the time?

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    20 Sep 2020

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    “There has not been a Malfoy who has been unwed past the age of twenty-five for more than sixteen generations.”

    Hermione Granger—renowned lawyer in the defense of magical creatures, scourge of the Ministry, and unrepentant virgin—is about to take on the case of a lifetime.

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    19 Sep 2020

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    Harry Potter is the Boy Who Lived.

    12 years after the war, he's become the Boy Who Lived For Everyone Else. He has the perfect wife. The perfect house. The perfect job. The perfect friends.

    Only nothing feels perfect.

    Until one day he stumbles across a club called Release and begins a journey of self-discovery that takes him to a very different place.

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    17 Aug 2020

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    Harry’s not the kind of person who pays for sex. He really isn’t. Until he is.

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    16 Aug 2020

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    Somehow Harry ends up agreeing to a fake relationship with his ex-nemesis-turned-friendly-acquaintance-with-benefits, except for some reason it involves an awful lot of actual dating and, sadly, not much sex. Confused? Harry is too, but when has anything with Draco Malfoy ever been as straightforward as it seems?

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    15 Aug 2020

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