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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    Look, Stiles is totally making this sexy werewolf costume work for him! The fishnets do wonders for his legs, and the booty shorts in combination with the heels? They do wonders for his ass. Scott even drew on an eight pack. Now he just has to make Derek smile with his hilarious werewolf pickup lines and Erica will owe him $100.

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    24 Feb 2021

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    I can't handle the cute :)

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    First Son Stiles Stilinski just accidentally caused an international incident. And apparently the only way to save human-werewolf relations is to marry him off to Prince Derek of Triskele. Stiles is going to need all of his acting skills to make the marriage look real, because the Prince is kind of a fucking asshole.

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    15 Feb 2021

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    My favorite trope and it's wonderful.

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    “So, where are we?” Isaac asked, looking over Derek's shoulder at the phone screen.
    “I told him to just say ‘Let’s get dinner’, but Cora apparently thought it was too aggressive,” Peter filled them in.
    “You’re supposed to ask him to dinner, not tell him to dinner,” Malia agreed.
    “Well, what am I supposed to say, then?” Derek asked, deleting the words he’d typed into the text box.
    “Just go with the other one you said. Ask, ‘Do you want to get dinner?’” Cora encouraged.
    “Yeah, that’s perfect,” Isaac said.
    [or, derek just wants to ask stiles on a date...somehow it turns into a Hale Pack effort]
    Derek typed it into the phone, then held it out for everyone to proof-read it.
    “Now you sound kinda like a pussy,” Isaac pointed out.
    “What the fuck, guys? This is so dumb,” Derek growled, deleting the message again.

    [or, derek just wants to ask stiles on a date...somehow it turns into a Hale Pack effort]

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    22 Jan 2021

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    This is adorable and I love it!

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    “Anyway, with this dinner and the whole plus one thing, everyone’s expecting to meet my boyfriend so I need you to come out for a weekend and pretend we’re dating.”

    Derek didn’t hesitate in his response. “No.”

    “No?” Stiles sputtered.

    “No,” he repeated, enunciating clearly and taking a bite of his burger.

    “Come on, Derek!” Stiles exclaimed loudly, throwing both hands in the air. “I need your help!”

    (SNYE - January 9th - Fake or Pretend)

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    15 Jan 2021

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    I can't handle the cute.

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    “I apologize.” The cop finally looked back up at his face, seeming thrilled. “It’s just—it’s been so long. And we finally have you.”

    That was a bad word. Not found.

    Have.

    Stiles wrenched his hand free and took a step back, but before he could even think up a gameplan, he felt a prick in his neck and jerked away, reaching up to slap one hand against it and twisting in the same moment.

    One of the others had come up behind him while he hadn’t been paying attention, and his vision began to swim even as his eyes caught sight of the half-empty syringe the guy was holding.

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    13 Jan 2021

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    Top 5, no questions asked.