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    “Eight people are going to be descending on our home in a mere matter of days, Derek.” Stiles grabs the pizza box, uses it to gesture at the pile of books and papers under the table, away and towards Derek’s sneaker collection. “You want them to think we live like this all the time?”

    “We do live like this all the time,” Derek huffs, stretching lazily.

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    01 Apr 2018

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    Stiles had never seen a wild Great American Bro this far north in California; it was a little exciting when he took a step back from the fact that they were trying to kill Scott and Derek for power.

    Note: I’ve never used the word “bro” this many times before.

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    19 Mar 2018

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    His crush on Derek is painfully obvious to everyone, his magic keeps going haywire, the English teacher is definitely evil, and everyone keeps wanting to talk to him about his vagina. Stiles can deal with this, right?

     *Non-con warning for Jennifer and Derek's relationship, and magical manipulation.

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    15 Mar 2018

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    Derek has a new neighbor who won't stop looking.

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    “You’re blind,” Derek said flatly, the anger draining from him so suddenly he felt almost woozy. His vision cleared, his claws sliding back into blunt fingernails.

    “Thanks for the memo, genius,” the kid said acidly. “I can still fucking defend myself, so don’t take another damn step.”

    “Fuck, I...I’m sorry,” Derek stuttered.

    “What?!” The kid’s brow crinkled. “I mean — what?! You’re fucking sorry!?” His lips thinned into a harsh line. “What, is this some kinda Hallmark movie where you’re discovering the error of your ways because you don’t want to rob a blind person?! That’s fucking condescending, man. I’ll have you know that —”

    “Just, wait.” Derek interrupted what was apparently the start of a convincing argument as to why he should rob the kid after all, feeling his head start to spin. “This is — it’s a misunderstanding. I’m — I’m not robbing you. You’re — you’re safe, okay? I’m taking three steps back. Just — just let me explain.”

    “Explain why you came busting into my apartment? Yeah, go right ahead, man, I can’t wait to hear this epic tale.”

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    15 Nov 2017

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    Bond and Q are trapped in a lift. Awkward, under normal circumstances, for certain.
    Unbearable when Q has been poisoned and his life hangs in the balance.

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    10 Nov 2017