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  1. Rec 25

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    Lord Heisenberg, your recent employer, has many eccentricities you've learned to work with. There's one quirk that you've even grown fond of: his frequent requests to use you for kinky stress relief.

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    27 May 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Heisenberg pisses on you and fucks your mouth, nothing more.
    I saw none so-
    Thanos voice; Fine, I'll do it myself.

    This is my first fic be nice ✌️😩 enjoy

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    25 May 2021

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    It doesn't really matter who you are or how you got here. What matters is that you, apparently, were a dud as far as experiments go, and Mother Miranda has grown tired and impatient when it comes to spending time on imperfect and unready subjects.

    But she has an idea on how to produce the perfect candidate -- all she needs is two infected test subjects of the opposite sex and nine months. Now that you've entered the picture, it all seems to be coming together.

    Too bad neither you nor Heisenberg are willing to play along.

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    ok look i know the premise is fucked up but i promise this is going somewhere and is kind of a 'straw the breaks the camels back' scenario as far as cowboy magneto's loyalty to goth birb aunt goes.

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    24 May 2021

  4. Rec 55

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    A collection of various, unrelated [x]/Heisenberg oneshots.
    Theme in chapter title.
    Suggestions and requests welcome.
    Enjoy <3

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    24 May 2021

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    In which your efforts to aid Ethan Winters fail, and, following his death, you take the only deal left.

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    21 May 2021

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    SERIOUSLY I CANNOT RATE THIS ENOUGH

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