smjit
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- 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS (7)
- Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan (2)
- Ranma 1/2 (1)
- Naruto (1)
- Batman (Comics) (1)
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Yoongi's an asshole. An oblivious, oblivious asshole, who is focused on one thing.
Luckily his neighbour is the most patient person in the entire apartment block.
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The city's on fire. What would you do?
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It is hot. It is really, really hot, and Yoongi is regretting every choice that has lead him to this moment. He's doing this for Black Milk, dang it, and he won't be distracted by adorable festival workers, excessive fries, or grueling dawn awakenings to balance his energies with those of the universe.
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Seokjin is hungry. Luckily, he is trapped in a supermarket. Alone, frightened, and running up an enormous stack of IOUs for food eaten during his incarceration, Seokjin must brave all the dangers of an abandoned supermarket entirely alone (besides his best friend Elvis Presley and his new friend Hot Stranger)
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Haters Get The Bird by smjit for butterugh (urieskooki)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
24 Dec 2016
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Seokjin is a professional sugar baby with the others roped into his employ.
Yoongi just wants to keep his own sugar baby, Namjoon, alive long enough for them to go for dinner.
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2018
In a desperate attempt to overcome his writer's block, Kim Seokjin rents a cottage by the sea on a remote island in the southern part of Korea for the summer, intent on successfully completing a story.1933
Min Yoongi spends his nights tending the lighthouse, providing a light on the horizon for lost sailors to navigate safely, all the while feeling lost by himself, a lightkeeper without a guiding light.There are some people who are meant to cross paths, even if it means time itself must bend to accommodate them.
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16 Jun 2018
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"I guess," Jungkook pauses momentarily to inhale a deep, bracing breath, "I would just want you to come to my work events and laugh at my jokes and don't correct people if they imply that we're doing it."
"Having sex, you mean," Jin clarifies gently, and Jungkook chokes on air. If his face was any redder, Jin would insist on taking him to the hospital. Jungkook clears his throat, obviously trying to play off the strangled, choked sound as a casual cough.
"Yes. Doing... sex."
(Hedge Fund wunderkind and Certified Awkward Gay Jungkook needs a sugar baby to show off at work, and Professional Competitive Eater and Objectively Beautiful Human Jin just wants to stop working shitty side-jobs. Fake Sugar Daddy AU. A trope and a half.)
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04 Jun 2018
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Prompt from Ganemi:
"A/B/O au in which Saitama tries to mask his scent with tons of AXE.
…and Genos suffers."
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01 Apr 2018
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AU where Genos is the top ranked S-Class hero and Saitama still does odd jobs for hire.
Genos hires him to be his friend.
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24 Mar 2018
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09 Mar 2018