smokingbomber

Doodly Tuxedo Mask



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    The adventures of the Earth Court Frat House and the Sailor Senshi, post-Stars but before the future side of the Black Moon arc happens, smokingbomber style.

    1. T: "all my friends are dead and they bloody haunt me", set in The Nineties
    2. T: "Drinking Games", set in 1999 (ensemble but mako/neph)
    3. T: [WIP bangfic], set in 2120 (ensemble but Neph POV)
    4. E: "you don't need to be gentle with me", a retrospective (mamoru/kunzite smut)
    5. M: "Last October", set in 2499 (ensemble apocalypse)
    6. E: "my thoughts rest on the warm ground where the summer sits", set in 2897ish? (endy/jade smut)
    7. T: "Tales from the Earth Court Frat House", collection of shortfics titled by year for now because i don't know how else to handle this??

    dont @ me about miscontinuities i didnt actually do the 'well if this thing were this tech in this year' research in the first one

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  1. Rec 24

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    Like many things in Geralt’s life, things go sideways before they even start. They don’t even make it inside the coffee shop before his phone rings, and given the only person who calls him for frivolous reasons is right next to him, it’s probably important. All of which is why Geralt had to cancel and is pulling into the gas station before a six hour trip to Oreton.

    He’s still not sure how Jaskier got here, though. It’s a bewildering leap from a coffee date to committing to hours in an enclosed space together, but by the time Geralt wraps his head around that Jaskier is already in the passenger seat.

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    20 Jul 2021

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    When Geralt arrives at Kaer Morhen with Yennefer and Ciri in tow Vesemir immediately recognizes that something is missing, something that brought the three of them together. Destiny. A powerful Force. One that was not safe with the approach of Nilfgaard.

    Even without being there Jaskier has a profound effect on Geralt's life. Now Geralt needs to find him and bring him home, before it's too late.

    Not really a crossover, but inspired by the music of Tetris Effect

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    13 Jul 2021

  3. Rec 56

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    "He sighs, turning back around, freezing in his spot as he hears a distant… well, something. He’s not sure what it is, yet, but he keeps quiet, listening for any other sound. There it is, again, and this time he recognizes it as a piano, in the distance, somewhere in this abandoned old building – the sound of the single note echoing through the large halls and many rooms. Again, a note, then a chord, and he cocks his head as whoever is playing starts the song in earnest."

     

    Ghosts aren't real. That much Geralt knows. That's why, when he explores the halls of the abandoned Woodward Sanatorium in the hopes of renovating the building, he knows it's not haunted. The toy car in one of the rooms only moves on its own because of the uneven floor. The wheelchair in another room doesn't change positions, he's just remembering things wrong. The shadows he sees out of the corner of his eye are just that- shadows, tricks of the light, his imagination.

    Yet, even he can't explain the piano music that drifts through the halls of the abandoned building.

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    12 Jul 2021

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  4. Rec 11

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    The world has ended. Geralt couldn’t reliably say when it happened, if it was years or perhaps only months ago. Time doesn’t have meaning anymore. Neither does space. Neither does anything else. He doesn’t feel hunger, or exhaustion. Pain, though, is very much still here. It’s everywhere. Pain, and Fear, and Despair.

     

    Not Death, no. Death is too merciful.

     

     

    Geralt has to find Ciri. He couldn't save the world, but he won't leave her alone in the worst version of Hell. When all hope seems lost, help comes from the most unexpected source...

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    09 Jul 2021

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    “What do you need?” Jon asks, letting the compulsion wind around his words, but his voice stays soft, gentle. There is no threat behind it. Not for Martin.

    “I—this is so stupid, I'm sorry, I know you don't do things like this, but I just—want to know you.”

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    05 Jul 2021

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