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    This is a series of fics about the relationships in The Witcher. The first three fics are all their own personal series, any others will be their own standalone works.

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    “The Witcher believes you’re under a spell,” Yennefer said, conversationally, drawing a sip from her tea.

    “I most certainly am,” said Jaskier to her in a warm drawl that Geralt recognized as the tone of voice he slipped into when flirting and frankly, things needed to start making more sense and fast before he gave into his impulse to do something rash and wholly unhelpful. Namely, chuck himself out the cottage window and into the sea.

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    Or Geralt seeks out Yennefer only to find her, of all unbelievable and ridiculous things, shacking up with his bard.

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    15 Jul 2020

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    He says, offhand, casually as anything, not even performing his disdain to this audience of two, ‘We’re not friends. This is an associate of mine, Geralt of Rivia.’

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    14 Jul 2020

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    ch.1: King Crab (Bloodswap, Eridan & Karkat)
    ch.2: Where There's Smoke (Cronus & Kankri)
    ch.3: Under Fire (Eridan <> Karkat)
    ch.4: Get Shreked (MSPA Reader & Eridan <> John)
    ch.5: High Tide (Feferi centric, Eridan <> Karkat)
    ch.6: Mirror, Mirror (Eridan & Eridan)
    ch.7: Make Him Pay (POV swap, Vriska & Karkat)
    ch.8: Snap (Cronus <3 Kankri)
    ch.9: Scarborough Fair (Bloodswap Signless <3 Dualscar)
    ch.10: Living Dead Boy (Karkat & Aradia <3 Sollux)

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    28 Jan 2020

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    This came from an anon prompt on tumblr ages ago. Fun and indulgent mail-order omega fic haha All that good smut and fun trope nonsense.

     Mail order bride Rhys! Where omegas are routinely kidnapped and sold to the highest bidder and Jack decides he needs to get people off his back about "heirs to the kingdom." Rhys nearly stabs him to death after he opens that crate.

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    08 Jan 2020

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    Rhys wants to change Pandora. He wants to make things better, build things up. He wants, more than anything, to prove Jack wrong.

    Tim just wants to get paid.

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    08 Jan 2020