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    “Master Diluc,” Charles steps out from behind the polished bar, the amber bottles behind him glimmering in the lamplight. “There’s word of a wanderer from Inzauma skulking about. White hair. Knights say you can’t miss him.”

    Diluc cocks an eyebrow at that. “Is he that distinctive?”

    "Well," he trails off hesitantly, and Diluc can nearly see the words gestating behind his bartender's downcast eyes. “He’s been bathing naked in Starfell Lake.”

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    Or, Diluc tries his hand at hosting.

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    20 Jun 2021

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    The Harbinger falls into a formal kneel before the capo- one befitting a knight before royalty, placing his arm across a bent knee and lowering his head.  

    What a gorgeous sight-

    “I’ll be yours.” Tartaglia pledges. Though his voice is severely lacking in enthusiasm, it’s resolute and that’s all that matters. “At least, what’s left of me, so use me as you will.”

    -accompanied by such exquisite music.

    Zhongli is a collector and appreciator of beauty. There’s little that the oldest and most powerful capo of Teyvat cannot attain, so when one of the most beautiful beasts he’s ever laid eyes on enters his office, seeking to advance negotiations for what looks to be an unsavory contract being forced upon Liyue by the Tsaritsa, it may just turn into the sweetest deal for Zhongli.
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    20 Jun 2021

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    The last thing Tobirama expects on his trip to the river to collect more herbs is to come face to face with a river monster who, oddly, doesn't seem to want to drown him.

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    17 Jun 2021

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    In his defence, being a supervillain was supposed to be a one-time thing.

    Not, Tobirama thinks wryly as he finishes loading the contents of the vault into his bag, that the excuse would help any if he ever got caught. He can almost picture it, the jury staring at him in disbelief while he explains that, really, he didn’t mean to go this far, but really, is it his fault if everyone else is incompetent? He just caught up into it, your honour, he didn’t mean no harm.

    Yeah, that’s going to hold in court.

    (a.k.a the Villain!Tobirama AU)

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    16 Jun 2021

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    Love isn’t earned in blood and devoted silence, but it takes them years to figure that out.

    "I don't have anyone else," Shiro starts, and that at least is honest. "But we can only have family at the launch. We can only talk to family on the mission, and you—it would just be a technicality. We can dissolve it when I get back, but—“

    Keith is so open, and so unwitting. He’s got a blind spot for Shiro as wide as his heart.

    “Will you marry me?”

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    11 Jun 2021