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    “If he pokes me again I am going to snap his chopstick in half and put it down the garbage disposal.”
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    In which Dave's house has been taken over by Strider-splinters and he's pretty okay with that.

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    24 Dec 2020

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    Your favorite place on the ship is a small wing of the upper deck dining hall called a “coffee shop.” You don’t really know much about it, actually, except for the little things you hear now and then. Coffee is a drink from a planet called Earth, as is the alien chained to the counter, who calls itself a “human.” You only know that much because you overheard it say so to an angry highblood once.

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    23 Dec 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 53

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    You've won. Lord English has been defeated. All that's left is to hang around in the Medium and wait for the Universe Tadpole to mature.

    Except... well, there are some loose ends to tie up. Debts to repay. Self-sacrificing pains-in-the-ass to haul off of Death's front lawn. You know, the usual stuff.

    (You refuse to leave him behind.)

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    20 Dec 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    Continuation of previous AHCOD ficlet: Eridan running away from home on the back roads of the Midwest, cold and hungry, entirely alone. A dude with Danny Zuko hair in a beat-up Camaro ends up offering him a ride. Humanstuck: Cronus and Eridan are not super closely related. A spinoff of a ficlet, and best read after the original.

    THIS FIC HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED. There will not be further updates. My apologies to anyone who was hoping for more, but this one's not going to be continued.

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    24 Nov 2020

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    AHCOD fill. Non-SB/SG AU, trolls and humans living together, not petstuck. Dave is a DJ living alone and working on a photo series of the city at night. Cronus is a troll providing negotiable affection for xenobiology fanciers, once fairly pricy, now fallen on hard times. They discuss socioeconomic injustice, among other things.

    Then Cronus doesn't show up to work. And Dave's creepy boss is extra creepy. And Dave learns that weapons-grade pathos is not a thing reserved for Broadway musicals, after all.

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    21 Nov 2020

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