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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    'Richie, the absolute fucking asshole, had picked up his goddamn phone when he was buried deep inside Eddie’s guts, and said, “Hey, Pete!” like Eddie wasn’t currently seeing fucking stars beneath him.

    Eddie had frozen, hissed, “What are you doing?” and Richie had given him this look which Eddie, stupidly, had taken to mean, I will get rid of him and then we can get back to the more important business of rendering you incapable of walking or sitting down for the next 24 hours.

    Only - Richie hadn’t done that.'

    Richie gets a phone call halfway through sex and proceeds to wreck Eddie's shit regardless.

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    28 May 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    26 May 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Fingertips scuttle across his shoulder. "Richie. Sweetheart? You ok?"

    And suddenly he's hit by an electric surge of energy.

    "Sweetheart?" He rolls onto his side, propping his head up, paint-me-like-one-of-your-French-girls style. "Did you just call me sweetheart?"

    The immediacy with which Eddie's expression goes from concerned to murderous is, frankly, impressive.

    "No." he says. "Fuck you."

    "Already did, Eddie my love. My Spaghetti Sweetheart. My Puttanesca Prince."

    "I'm getting the fucking flannels," Eddie says, hopping off the bed and heading out the door. "I can't hear you."

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    26 May 2020

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    "Why can’t I ask Bill?” 

    “Because— he’s basically a celebrity too. That’s just. It’s already weird enough to people that you two even know each other, pretending to be romantically involved is just opening up a whole can of worms. I’m outside.”

    “‘Romantically involved’, when did you start writing for The Sun, Eds,” Richie teases with a chuckle, just as Eddie reaches the final turn down Richie’s hallway. “That doesn’t really… I mean, people know we were friends when we were kids, so—”

    “Just pretend to be my date,” Eddie says, and—

    And nearly throws his phone into the fucking wall. 

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    20 Apr 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 68

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    “So. You’ve never done this before, right?”

    Rich barks out a laugh. “Eddie, really. Of course he’s never done it before.”

    “Can't you shut up?” Richie snaps.

    + Or: when Richie falls forward in time, he’s confronted with the stark reality of his future; tall, scruffy, financially independent, even more of an asshole, and somehow sharing a bedroom with Eddie. Things progress from there.

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    19 Apr 2020

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