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    This takes place in an AU in which The Avengers ended with Loki managing to turn against the Chitauri/Thanos + acquire and keep the Tesseract. He eventually exchanges it with Odin for his exoneration and freedom; eventually he becomes a chaotic neutral sometimes-ally to the Avengers that periodically animates large objects and sends them on a rampage to be a pain in said Avengers’ asses.

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    Where Jon and Martin get to grow old together and live out the rest of their lives in a village.

    Told from the POV of a 7-year-old girl, Trish, who just moved in next door.

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    12 Apr 2021

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    “Did you know penguins mate for life?” Langa blurts out. “And during courtship, males present females with the smoothest pebble they can find. Because they build their nest out of rocks.”

    For a moment, there’s no response, just the wind in Langa’s ears and Reki blinking at him. For a second, Langa seriously considers throwing himself over the ship. And then Reki breaks out into a huge grin, all teeth, and Langa breathes a sigh of relief.

    “Awww, really?” Reki asks brightly, his hair flopping in his face. He pushes it back with a bandaged hand. “That’s so cute. Hey, wait a second, why do penguins have a better love life than me?”

    The beach episode, but with a twist. (It’s kissing. Reki and Langa kiss at the end.)

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    11 Apr 2021

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    04 Mar 2021

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    Hi Jon and all,
    I would like to extend my congratulations, I suppose, to you Mr. Sims. You have reached 500 complaints here at HR! I have never seen this happen before, except for the researcher in Artifact Storage who found a Leitner that made everyone think she was assaulting them constantly. In your three years as the Head Archivist, you received these complaints from over 130 people.

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    04 Mar 2021