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    Hermes specifically has a rule that people are allowed to meet with him by appointment only. Nobody ever listens.

    (Hermes, his office, and a couple of gods, chthonic or otherwise.)

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    27 Oct 2023

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    An AU where Aziraphale is a ceiling fan and Crowley is an air conditioner. Consists of lots of banter and softness. Everything in this series will be based around that general idea, though some of the fics might not be connected and may even contradict other fics in the series. Basically, I'm playing in a crack sandbox and will do as I please, and each story should be taken on its own merit. But it will always be comedic and loving, because that's what I love about writing this AU.

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    15 Sep 2023

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    “So if he comes back, you’ll… what? Take him into your arms, let him back into your life? No questions asked?”

    Crowley grunted. The therapist — Mark, Nina had said — was sitting forward in his chair, looking at Crowley with a kind smile and wide eyes. He was what the humans would call ‘emotionally intelligent.’ Crowley was looking to tap into a little of that.

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    Crowley goes to therapy, because he needs it. This is a story of healing, learning, growing, and an eventual happy ending.

    Post-Season-2.

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    14 Aug 2023

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    After Aziraphale's defection, Crowley tries to figure out how to live life for himself.

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    13 Aug 2023

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    12 Aug 2023