surrealmeme
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Jon goes to uni, stops dressing like a Tory, and grows out his hair. This leads to other, better, and larger changes.
(Or, a jender crisis with Jon Jarchivist)
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With my beloved / I have found my final home by surrealmeme
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Apr 2021
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As the Panopticon crumbles, the Archivist and his companion die with it. Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood wake, crumpled on worn, sun-warmed floorboards.
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Incident Reports from the Magnus Institute for Academic Excellence by surrealmeme
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 Mar 2021
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Wherein the Magnus Institute for Academic Excellence is a glorified Kumon for some truly awful children, necessitating a vast quantity of poorly archived Incident Reports.
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Hiring: Best Job You'll Ever Have! by surrealmeme for yxurstruly
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
07 Mar 2021
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“Any chance he’s hiring? If you’ve got enough money to keep ordering stuff from that skate shop, he must pay pretty well, right?”
Scenarios flashed through Reki’s mind—spending the whole day with his
crushbest friend, discussing their latest skateboard tricks while rolling cutlery, flicking soapy water at each other in the kitchen, going for a snack after their shift… maybe even brushing hands when passing dishes or clearing tables. Anyway—“Don’t know if he’s hiring, but you’ve got to work here! It’s almost closing time, help me clean up so he’s in a good mood when we ask.”
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Custom Order by surrealmeme
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
01 Oct 2020
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There’s a man gazing intently at one entry in the potion catalog—inquire for custom orders. And Loras just knows he’s come in to ask for a love potion of some sort. A shame, really; he was just Loras’s type.
“We don’t do love potions or any other magical aphrodisiacs here,” Loras firmly explained. “No need to be putting another date rape drug on the market, y’know? Not really the kind of image we want to build for ourselves.”
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elysium/élysée by surrealmeme
Fandom: Portrait de la jeune fille en feu | Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019)
15 Jun 2020
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MCU Canon Divergent Frostiron by surrealmeme
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
04 Jul 2018
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This takes place in an AU in which The Avengers ended with Loki managing to turn against the Chitauri/Thanos + acquire and keep the Tesseract. He eventually exchanges it with Odin for his exoneration and freedom; eventually he becomes a chaotic neutral sometimes-ally to the Avengers that periodically animates large objects and sends them on a rampage to be a pain in said Avengers’ asses.
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Where Jon and Martin get to grow old together and live out the rest of their lives in a village.
Told from the POV of a 7-year-old girl, Trish, who just moved in next door.
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12 Apr 2021
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“Did you know penguins mate for life?” Langa blurts out. “And during courtship, males present females with the smoothest pebble they can find. Because they build their nest out of rocks.”
For a moment, there’s no response, just the wind in Langa’s ears and Reki blinking at him. For a second, Langa seriously considers throwing himself over the ship. And then Reki breaks out into a huge grin, all teeth, and Langa breathes a sigh of relief.
“Awww, really?” Reki asks brightly, his hair flopping in his face. He pushes it back with a bandaged hand. “That’s so cute. Hey, wait a second, why do penguins have a better love life than me?”
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The beach episode, but with a twist. (It’s kissing. Reki and Langa kiss at the end.)
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11 Apr 2021
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19 Mar 2021
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The Magnus Institute vs the 21st Century: a series of emails and IMs by shinyopals
Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Oct 2020
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04 Mar 2021
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Hi Jon and all,
I would like to extend my congratulations, I suppose, to you Mr. Sims. You have reached 500 complaints here at HR! I have never seen this happen before, except for the researcher in Artifact Storage who found a Leitner that made everyone think she was assaulting them constantly. In your three years as the Head Archivist, you received these complaints from over 130 people.Bookmarked by surrealmeme
04 Mar 2021