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  1. Public Bookmark 57

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    “Bond, tell me you have not been operating under the assumption that by pointedly not shooting your megalomaniacal, delusional foster brother you had actually managed to dismantle an entire international criminal organization—an organization, may I remind you, that was influential enough to nearly gain control of the entire security networks of nine countries, had I been a little less brilliant?”

    Or; in which Q is better at James Bond's job than James Bond and everyone knew the retirement wasn't going to stick. (But he's still upset about the fucking car.)

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    19 Apr 2021

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    “That man is the only competent employee I have. I’d give you permission to shoot the PM if you thought it might get the Quartermaster back.”

    “Tempting,” Bond says, smiling. “Granted, very unlikely to be productive, but extremely tempting.”

    Mallory looks at him, very clearly thinking that he’d rather shoot Bond and regretting that he is currently too occupied with other matters to do so. “Quite,” he says. “Keep me posted. 007, consider yourself officially reinstated, at least until the next time you do something to make me regret my career choices. And for the love of God, man, try to avoid causing any international incidents for at least your first week back.”

    “I’ll do my level best,” Bond says, saluting. Mallory sighs before retreating back into his office, clearly knowing that Bond actually means I’m likely to cause one before the end of the day, actually and there’s very little he can do to prevent it. Bond likes to think it’s part of his charm; there’s something very sexy about being a threat to international stability. “Onwards, then, Ms. Moneypenny.”

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    Declan goes on the date, because what damn choice does he have?

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    12 Apr 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Declan has seen what the real Gansey looks like, but Gansey has not seen the real Declan.

    Declan thinks the truth is that there is no real Declan to see.

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    11 Apr 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    5 times Oliver Banks went to bed with someone + 1 time someone went home with him.

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    05 Apr 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    "Why didn't Jonathan pick him up, then?"

    And isn't that question of the day?
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    Jonathan never took that second shift. It doesn't fix anything.
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    His car is gone.

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    02 Apr 2021