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everybody wants to be a cat (except simon snow) by swansaloft
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
15 Mar 2020
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I leap to my feet and frantically twist my body around to inspect myself as much as I can. I have brown, stripey fur. Paws. A tail.
“Meow,” I say, except that in my head, it’s an extremely resounding fuck.
Wherein Simon gets turned into a cat and has to find a way to reverse it. (But still, he isn't going to waste a prime opportunity to spy on Baz...)
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i will be here with you (just like i told you i would) by swansaloft
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
26 Sep 2019
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[WAYWARD SON SPOILERS] An extension of the last scene of Wayward Son.
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Art for "for you" by lanasmyfeather for Swan Queen Supernova IV.
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It is a truth (almost) universally acknowledged that a single lesbian must be in want of a girlfriend.
But senior Emma Swan, Storybrooke University’s star forward, most definitely does not envision Regina Mills for the job. Daughter of the university president, Regina is a rich horse girl, a snob, and generally everything Emma doesn’t want in a girlfriend.
Or so she assumes.
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Welcome to Eighth Year at Watford School of Magicks, where no one knows anything.
Baz doesn’t know why his spell won't work or how Simon Snow remains as annoyingly attractive as ever. Simon doesn’t know what Baz is plotting or why a dragon suddenly delivers a prophecy.
And no one knows Baz and Simon are now friends.
No one.
Not even them.
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Growing Up, Child, Is Just A Matter Of Time by reagancrew
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
16 Dec 2015
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“At last, the infamous Mayor Mills!” Emma’s bright smile slides slowly off her face when his mother shifts uncomfortably at his side, when she returns the Coach’s handshake less than enthusiastically.
“Deputy Swan,” his mom cuts in smoothly. “It’s nice to finally meet you,” but her voice is hard, like cut glass, and Henry knows, without looking that she’s wearing her Mayor face, the one he watches her slip on every morning on their way out the door, and the one he knows she doesn’t take off until just before he climbs into the Mercedes after practice.
// growing up child is just a matter of time for giving all you've got so won't you dance under the sun // run river north
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Emma, Regina, and David went to the Underworld to rescue Hook, but they failed. Now Emma must deal with the repercussions while the trio struggles to get home to Storybrooke.
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So This Is Christmas by KrisRix
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
26 Dec 2019
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Simon Snow hasn't got a clue as to why he doesn't want to fight his vampire nemesis to the death. All he's got is a stupid plan to pretend that he and Baz are dating so that The Mage won't make them fight.
Baz Pitch has got an envelope bursting with money and a burning desire to enjoy whatever time he can with the boy he loves. What he hasn't got is any clue what goes through Simon's head.
The two form a truce and run away together for Christmas, eager to bask in the things the holiday ought to bring...while the threat of war breathes down their necks.Snow's blubbering stops short as he takes in the beauty of the hotel’s interior. The lighting is dim and warm, making the off-white walls gleam. The furnishings are wooden and well cared for, the polish immaculate. I can see several fireplaces at work with a cursory glance. Perhaps most lovely of all is the scent of fresh pine wafting from the various wreaths and garlands artfully hung about. There are little baubles and lights in them. I eagerly await evening, when the hotel surely becomes even cosier and dimmer—I’m certain the Christmas lights will look divine when twinkling in Snow’s eyes.
Bookmarked by swansaloft
07 Apr 2020
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There is nothing Simon Snow loves more in life than football. And there's really nothing in Baz Pitch's life other than football.
Baz Pitch is the star player of Mummers United FC, a low tier club he's singled-handedly put on the maps, along with the tiny northern town of Watford-on-Mummers. Simon Snow is a footie fanatic, founder of the MumU supporter section, and owner of the Sun and Goat pub. He's built a living out of watching Baz play, and it doesn't even matter that they haven't spoken since they were kids. Simon knows, no matter what, Baz Pitch is going to be the greatest player England has ever seen.
So why is Baz Pitch living in a middle terrace in the middle of nowhere, day drinking and doing (bad) yoga?
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Bookmarked by swansaloft
04 Apr 2020
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In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)
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Bookmarked by swansaloft
22 Feb 2020