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  1. Public Bookmark 64

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    Aziraphale struggles to accept he can have what he wants now that Heaven's not around to watch. Crowley struggles to accept being wanted.

    Or, the one where guilt is a dangerous thing for an angel.

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    31 Dec 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 67

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    “I - You see, it’s - “Aziraphale hiccups, waving his wine glass lightly. “It’s one of those things that’s ‘Not Done’ - C’pital letters an’ all. God gave you this form and you best be grateful. Take care of it - preserve it!” He’s clearly repeating something that has been snapped at him in the past. If Crowley had to guess, he’d put money on Sandalphon. The prick.

    “Bodies aren’t museums,” Crowley says, putting his glass down and rubbing his eyes tiredly. “‘Preserve it’, like you’re a mummy. Egyptians’re wild, weren’t they?”

    “It’s bad taste to change something God gave you,” Aziraphale continues. “Implies that you think you could do better than Her, ‘pparently.”

    “PShhT!” Spittle flies. “Psht. PSH. ‘S dumb.”

    In the way he only does when spectacularly plastered, Aziraphale pops the “p” on his, “Yep.”

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    24 Dec 2019

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    It wasn't difficult for Crowley to slither into the position of "Snake God"... it was Ancient Egypt after all. No, the hard part was figuring out how to handle a relationship with an angel who happened to be living amongst the slaves.

    Posting my Prince of Omens comic here so I can share the more nsfw chapters without fear of them getting flagged.

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    20 Dec 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    Two months have passed since the world was saved from Armageddon
    Now, In order to protect Crowley from Hell's wrath, Aziraphale must cooperate with the Higher Ups.

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    09 Dec 2019

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Crowley has already seen the bookshop burn once.

    This time, though, he knows that it’s hellfire.

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    23 Nov 2019

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