the_unstable_one



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    Just a collection of my domestic(?) bangtan works

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    A series completely different from my other Bangtan Powers series

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  1. Public Bookmark 83

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    Good news: the repair guy is here! Bad news: hes like 5’5” and Chinese!!!
    He has DIMPLES dage
    He keeps calling me sir and mr lan!
    AND HE CAN FIX THE AIR
     
    Hahahahaha you fucking sucker

    3zun repairman AU with very married nielan, their repairman Meng Yao, and not nearly enough intentional breaking of appliances for the trope.

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    23 Dec 2020

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    “So,” Lan Xichen said after a while. “We’ve been sharing dreams.”

    “It certainly appears that way,” Nie Mingjue agreed.

    “How do we make it stop?” Jin Guangyao wanted to know.

    (in which the sworn brotherhood ceremony is accompanied by an unexpected mental bond)

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    14 Nov 2020

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    His heart begins to race terrifyingly fast. The breeze seems to giggle against his ears—ears that are on top of his head. His nose wriggles. There’s white in his periphery.

    “No,” he says, except it comes out as the smallest of squeaks from a mouth not meant for speech. He tucks his chin down to look at his hands. Paws. White, furry paws. Very soft. Very small.

    Lan Wangji is a rabbit.

    This is less than ideal.

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    06 Oct 2020

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    You set me up with a serial killer!” Nie Mingjue hisses as soon as he hears it pick up. His grip on the phone is so tight that it creaks. "You set me up with someone who yells at the valet and does not tip the waiter. If I get murdered and dismembered tonight - and I could, A-sang, do you hear me? I could, because their family is probably not above murdering and dismembering and his father is still baying for my blood - I will come back as a fierce ghost and spend the rest of my miserable afterlife haunting you!”

    The silence after his tirade lasts long enough that Nie Mingjue rips the phone away from his ear to frown at it. Was his brother ignoring him?

    “HUIASA - ”

    “Hello?” a voice says over the phone, and it is most assuredly not his brother’s.

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    09 May 2020

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    A new plan hatches in Wei Wuxian’s head. If this nocturnal, bottom-feeding, slimy, invasive mudcat posing as a beautiful actor thinks he can sway Wei Wuxian with animal pictures and a sob story and an unbelievably stilted way of texting with still no dick pictures in the first five minutes of conversation, he has another thing coming. Wei Wuxian’s got it, alright, he has this in the fucking bag.

    Wei Wuxian plots to expose a catfish using strategic memes and turtle pictures while wiggling his way out of family dinner. Lan Wangji just wants companions.
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    06 May 2020