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    Most people don't discover their destined other half until eighteen, when their soulmate tattoo appears. But Stiles is special—he's always been special. At least that's what his mother used to tell him before she went bat-shit crazy and left him with the gift passed down through generations of her family.

    Stiles' soulmate is a bit older—by maybe fifteen years or so. And he's handsome. And smart. And witty. Stiles has never been so happy.

    And that feeling lasts for nearly two minutes.

    Because Stiles' next vision is of his own death.

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    26 Mar 2020

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    Stiles is plenty organized when it comes to important stuff like his work okay?
    It's just little things like finding his wallet, charging his phone, and keeping track of who the hell he has a date with that he has trouble with.
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    Both men spot him at the same time. “Stiles?” they say in unison, and then stare at each other, looking slightly put out.
    “This is your date?” Peter says, a crease appearing between his brows.
    “Well, yeah.” (Chris, the mechanic’s name is Chris, Stiles’ mind finally supplies.)
    Two sets of eyes turn to him, and Stiles has a sudden sinking feeling in his gut. He remembers arranging to meet Peter, sure, but what’s Chris doing here?

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    26 Mar 2020

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    "You know my son?" She asks, very disbelieving, because her son, as far as she knows, is trying very, very hard, fighting with his wife about it every goddamned day, to get out of the life, for his daughter's sake. And this boy looks about as in the life as one could possibly get. But then, the strangest thing happens, Allison comes up behind her asking:

    "Gramma? Who i'sit?"

    And the boy's face melts, "Awwww," he coos, "Ally! You're just the cutest little thing, aren't you!"

    Allison blushes brightly, "Umm, hi?"

    "Hello, there. My name is Stiles, I know your daddy, he talks about you all the time, did you know that? He loves you the bestest out of everyone in the whole world! And why wouldn't he? Look at you, those pinchable cheeks!" And all of her doubt flies out the window. Allison is one of the Argents better-kept secrets, because Chris has been adamant about that, if the boy knows of her Chris must trust him immensely.

    [Or: The one where Chris, Stiles, and Peter go back in time and fuck shit up, and scoop up a little Allison along the way.]

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    25 Mar 2020

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    When Scott gets Stiles tipsy and suggests, grinning, “We should make a tape for the Blue Moon Bakery auditions,” Stiles just giggles into his tequila.
    “They don’t want me. They want some cookie cutter pretty girl so she can swoon over Derek,” he sighs.
    “Not over Peter?”
    Stiles shakes his head. “Girls don’t swoon over Peter, Scott. Because one, Peter’s terrifying, and two, he’s as out as you can be without putting it on a billboard.”
    “You swoon over him,” Scott points out.
    “That’s because I’m aroused by danger, and also he’s incredibly hot. That fucking neck, man.” Stiles flaps a hand. “Anyway. Besides the point. I can tell you now though, if I was gonna audition, it wouldn’t be the simpering bullshit everyone else sends in, that’s for sure.”
    Scott senses his chance and takes it. “So show me, and I’ll film it. For funsies. We can watch it tomorrow.”
    Stiles only hesitates for second, and then grins. “Why the hell not? The audition tape nobody asked for, sure.”

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    24 Mar 2020

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    Peter finds holidays distasteful, and his opinion on gift-giving isn’t fit for polite company—or so his sister used to say. He thought his position on the matter was perfectly clear, but based on what he just walked into, someone didn’t get the message.

    That someone is Stiles, who has a half-cocked but heavily researched plan to change Peter’s mind. And maybe along the way, they’ll both remember that gifts aren’t actually the important part.

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