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    The governmental network on the Eastern seaboard was one part incestuous and two parts homicidal. All in all it was rather difficult to find time for personal lives. Gunplay and international incidents notwithstanding.

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    The Real Thing series was born out of getting myself out of a writing rut. Schuyler deserves many thanks and much gratitude for the kick.

    I have no idea if this series will go beyond the two fics. I'm leaving it open ended for now.

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    Tropes Meme responses from my livejournal and posted here. I feel like I should just say that these are mostly unbeta'd and lots of silliness and randomness. You've been warned. ;)

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    "If you think you can take me," Tony whispered darkly in his ear, and Steve failed to suppress the shudder that ricocheted down his spine, "then come up to my penthouse tonight at eight and prove it."

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    12 Nov 2019

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    When lab monkey and definite not superhero Darcy Lewis does something incredibly brave and monumentally stupid, she saves the Avengers and the planet from all out destruction at the hands of Thanos.

    Picking up the pieces afterward is a lot less fun than she imagined. After an experiment to see the full extent of her new abilities, she finds her fate inexplicably tied to Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers.

    Thrown in with the Avengers, she has to figure out where she fits in while navigating the stormy seas of being tied to two of the broodiest soldiers who have ever brooded.

    Stubborn Steve Rogers! Mopey and Angry Bucky Barnes! Badass Powered Darcy Lewis! Cool Older Brother Tony Stark! Multiple mentions of David Bowie! This one's got it all!

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    01 Nov 2019

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    "It’s funny. It is. It’s abso-fucking-lutely hilarious because this is the seventh time in a calendar year that Stiles has been on the run from a bloodthirsty monster and the thing that still trips him up—quite literally—is that he still hasn’t gotten any better at running through the woods."

    An AU where everything he loves gets buried in the dirt, so Stiles rips apart the space-time continuum.

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    23 Oct 2019

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    The 1700s, the Golden Age of Piracy, and Captain Steve Rogers has all he wants: a ship, a loyal crew, Bucky at his side, and the horizon offering a new adventure everyday.
    But an impulsive kiss gone wrong leads to a forced marriage between Steve and Tony Stark, and now Steve doesnt know what to do about ANYTHING.
    Steve loves Bucky, but something about Tony draws him in and one kiss leads to more. Tony is too innocent for this life, but he picks up a sword anyway. Bucky is Steve's love, but when he offers his hand Tony takes it and now the three of them are something new.
    When the truth about Steve's mission to ruin the Stark name comes out, Tony runs away, leaving Steve and Bucky behind in search of answers to the secrets hidden from him his whole life-- about his company, about Uncle Obie, about his parents death.

    Steve and Bucky cant abandon their mission against Stane and Tony cant deal with the answers he finds in New York.

    Is this the end? Is Tony gone forever? Or will he leave everything from his old life and return to the sea and to the Pirates that hold his heart?

    **BONUS CHAPTER ADDED 2/4/19!!**

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    04 Oct 2019

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    Alpha Sheriff Steve Rogers doesn’t know what to think of the new school teacher in his small town.

    Omega Tony Carbonell is a quick witted, sharp tongued, sarcastic Omega with a butt that won’t quit– and a temper that won’t quit either.

    Every attempt the Sheriff makes to get close is met with rolled eyes and snarkiness, but finally Tony gives in a little bit and the pair spends a few moments together that leaves the Alpha panting, desperate for more.

    But there’s a layer of secrets beneath the Omega’s attitude, and the more Steve pushes, the more Tony pulls away.

    When Tony’s past comes back in a terrifying way, Steve learns more about the Omega than he ever thought he would, secrets that make him rage, stories that break his heart, and when Tony is kidnapped, the Sheriff saddles up to bring his Omega home.

    But Tony doesn’t consider Wildrock home, and he certainly doesn’t consider Steve his Alpha.

    How can the Stetson wearing Sheriff convince the stubborn Schoolteacher that they are meant to be?

    BONUS CHAPTERS: Christmas and Valentines Day!

    BONUS CHAPTER coming on 11/9/19-- Stony Bonding Scene!

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    29 Sep 2019