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The Five Times in Natalia Romanova's Life She Was Asked and One Time When She Did the Asking by clumsygyrl (thegirlthatisclumsy)
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Losers (2010), Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Torchwood, Black Widow (Comics)
24 Mar 2013
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Five different places. Five different times. Five different versions.
Plus the one that counts.
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You Say Tomato, I Say Cú Ada and Megil Ada by clumsygyrl (thegirlthatisclumsy)
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Mar 2013
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Clark Clinton Coulson-Barton was a strangely precocious baby.
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Base Componds for Molotov Cocktails & Redheads are a Volatile Combination by clumsygyrl (thegirlthatisclumsy)
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, Suits (TV)
05 Dec 2012
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The woman gestured to the empty seat next to Pepper and Pepper waved her phone at it. “Which one of the suits is yours?”
“Ah, I'd really rather not claim any of them,” Pepper said with a faint smile.
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juicebox love songs and other things to talk about by clumsygyrl (thegirlthatisclumsy) for Schuyler
Fandoms: Avengers (Comics), X-Men (Comicverse), A-Babies vs. X-Babies (2012)
03 Dec 2012
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A juicebox is just juice in a waxy paper box unless you share it with a new person. Then the juicebox becomes something like a handshake. Handshakes are good for making friends. Phil Coulson had figured that out way before Clint Barton had come in and sat down next to him.
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Get This Feeling Deep Inside by thegirlthatisclumsy
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe
29 Nov 2012
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“I thought we went over this two months ago.”
A fic wherein Clint has not learned his lesson about eating treats. Or challenging demi-gods to eating contests.
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government inter and intra-agency mixers are hell on personal lives by clumsygyrl (thegirlthatisclumsy), thegirlthatisclumsy
Fandom: Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, Suits (TV), The Avengers (2012)
05 Dec 2012
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The governmental network on the Eastern seaboard was one part incestuous and two parts homicidal. All in all it was rather difficult to find time for personal lives. Gunplay and international incidents notwithstanding.
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On the Corner of by thegirlthatisclumsy
Fandom: Marvel (Movies), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, The Avengers (2012)
29 Nov 2012
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The Real Thing by clumsygyrl (thegirlthatisclumsy)
Fandom: Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, The Avengers (2012)
24 Sep 2012
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The Real Thing series was born out of getting myself out of a writing rut. Schuyler deserves many thanks and much gratitude for the kick.
I have no idea if this series will go beyond the two fics. I'm leaving it open ended for now.
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Trope Meme September 2012 by clumsygyrl (thegirlthatisclumsy), thegirlthatisclumsy
Fandom: Bandom, Captain America (2011), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, My Chemical Romance, Panic! at the Disco, Sherlock (TV), Snow White and the Huntsman (2012), The Avengers (2012), Thor (2011)
23 Sep 2012
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Tropes Meme responses from my livejournal and posted here. I feel like I should just say that these are mostly unbeta'd and lots of silliness and randomness. You've been warned. ;)
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Finders Keepers by dr_girlfriend for ClaraxBarton, Kangofu_CB
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Avengers (Comics), Marvel (Comics), Marvel, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Hawkeye (Comics)
15 Mar 2024
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“You live like this?” Bucky says, straightening up. “I mean, no offense, but it can’t be comfortable sitting around reading with that helmet on. And your dog has a better bed than you do.”
The man tilts his head back enough to signal the expression of intense derision that is no doubt occurring underneath the red polymer.
“Maybe I just put the mask on for special occasions. Like when some asshole ex-brainwashed assassin rolls in my window.”
“Happen a lot, does it?” Bucky moves back a step to lean against the wall, trying to signal his disinterest in starting some sort of fight.
“Would you be surprised to know you’re not the first?”
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16 Mar 2024
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The Storm Shall Not Wake Thee by dr_girlfriend for GhostCwtch, buckyismybicycle, hawksonfire, BulkyPhrase, Foxen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Avengers (Comics), Captain America - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics)
17 Feb 2024
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Following the events of CA:TWS, the Winter Soldier finds Hawkeye. Clint is still haunted by his own experiences with having his control stripped away, but together they find a way to heal.
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“How did you even … how are you tracking me?” Clint tries.
The question seems to confuse Barnes even further. He looks at Clint, and then somewhere behind Clint’s shoulder, and then back to Clint’s eyes.
“I don’t know,” Barnes says again.
“Listen,” Clint says, taking a step forward, and Barnes flinches back instinctively, stumbling for a moment.
“Whoa,” Clint says. Before he knows it he’s sheathing the knife and grabbing Barnes’ arm, steadying him. Barnes blinks rapidly a few times, wobbling a bit before he seems to find his balance again. His slate-blue gaze, so intent a moment ago, seems a little unfocused.
“When’s the last time you ate? Drank something? Slept?”
“I don’t know,” Barnes says, Clint mouthing the lines along with him.
Christ, Nat is going to kill him when she finds out about this, but there’s nothing else Clint can do.
“Well, c’mon in the house. We’ll get this figured out.”
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03 Mar 2024
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Inspired by this amazing tumblr post: https://amysnotdeadyet.tumblr.com/post/189544017974/nephilimsss-text-inspired-by-a-real-tinder
Steve Rogers-Stark and Tony Stark-Rogers are happily married. Still, after Tony finds out he's the only man Steve's been with, they decide to hit up the dating site Sparq. What they find is retired assassin Bucky Barnes, in all their genderqueer glory.
Pure self indulgent trash, with lots of porn, lots of shopping, and lots of people respecting Bucky's pronouns.
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24 Jul 2023
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Honey, Don't Feed Me, I Will Come Back by ara_the_jedi (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
01 Nov 2020
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Steve Rogers inherits a cabin in the woods from Doctor Erskine, the man who essentially raised him. He decides to leave the city and move into Doc's cabin for peace and quiet. He has only one neighbor, so he decides to introduce himself with a classic apple pie.
Then he sees his neighbor. His neighbor is the most handsome bear he's ever seen. He's seven feet tall, at the very least, and is broader than a chimney. Steve falls head over ass in love immediately.
And then it turns out his neighbor is literally a bear. Not just a bear, but a real, furry, snarling, honey-stealing bear. Bucky, it turns out, is a werebear.
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- Part 17 of the same story; told different ways
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24 Jun 2023
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Are you wild like me? by Bittersweet_in_Boston, Reagy_Jay
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
13 Jun 2023
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A few minutes later, Rogers declares an end to the debrief and dismisses the team. Bucky stands up, hugs Wanda, nods to Sam and Nat, and looks at the Captain with raised eyebrows before heading off to the deserted men’s locker room in the basement near one of the lesser-used gyms.
He’s only gotten as far as taking off his boots and socks and stripping off his upper tac armor and compression shirt when the attack occurs. Before he knows what’s happening, his wrist is seized in a strong grip and he’s shoved face-first against the tile wall, his metal arm trapped in a hammer lock. There’s only one person in the world strong enough to immobilize him like this.
OK, Nat can do it too, but she’s not six-two and furnace-warm with a beard that’s tickling Bucky’s neck as heaving breaths fall hot on his cheek.
“Sergeant.” Nat also doesn’t have a rumbly voice that cuts through Bucky’s core like a hot knife through butter. “We gotta problem.”
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20 Jun 2023