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    Precisely what it says in the title. Here be x-readers. Ones that are unedited older works say so in the authors note - newer ones don't!

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  1. Rec 4

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    FBI Agent Warren Kepler, restricted to desk work post-injury, is tasked with monitoring Daniel Jacobi to determine whether or not he poses a threat to the United States Government or its citizens.

    Soulmate AU. The one where people see in black and white/grey-scale until they see their soul mate.
    Sorry I turned a joke into real fic.

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    06 Aug 2020

  2. Rec 2

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    Over ten years of Goddard Futuristics Company-Wide Morale Boosting Karaoke Parties, condensed into one album of duets.

    Written for the 2018 Wolf 359 Reverse Big Bang off an art prompt done by rgloom: https://rgloom.tumblr.com/

    Featuring OCs I'm borrowing from Mad: https://madstuart.tumblr.com/

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    04 Aug 2020

  3. Rec 5

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    Matthew slid out of his bed. His head felt light and the world felt unreal, like there was no way this brick wall of a man was talking to him and he was in his pajamas.

    “Care to tell us what the hell is going on?” Matthew’s dad spat. “Is this about the - is this about Matt’s goddamn aliens?” The first brick wall man sighed.

    “They aren’t aliens, Mr. Neumann. Your son has - somehow - stumbled onto a highly classified air force operation called Project Menagerie.”

    Mrs. Neumann went still. “What does that mean for Matthew?” she asked, all the tremor that left her body now apparent in her voice. “Is he in trouble?”

    In which Matthew Neumann grows up to be someone else entirely.

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    04 Aug 2020

  4. Rec 2

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    What Juno doesn't know won't hurt him, but it does make things difficult sometimes.

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    31 Jul 2020

  5. Rec 2

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    Marcus Cutter's final missive to Miranda Pryce reaches her after she gets back to Earth.

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    10 Jul 2020