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    “You seem to know a lot about it,” Thorin remarks.
    “I’m particularly adamant about debunking the common misconceptions about this lifestyle,” replies Bilbo cheerily. “Though, I will admit I have had first-hand experience.”
    “Really.”
    “There’s really nothing quite like it.”
    “I wouldn’t have, uh, thought you were...” Thorin’s blushing harder now.
    “We come from so many different places,” says Bilbo with a small smile. “And I suppose I’ve always had a bit of an adventurous streak.”

    Or, the AU in which Bilbo owns a sex toy store, Thorin is hoping to get in touch with his sexual wants and needs, and a delightful agreement is struck between the two of them as a result.

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    23 Apr 2021

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    The journey is long and hard, so why shouldn't Bilbo take what Thorin is offering?

    Oh, probably because he's hopelessly in love with a handsome king who's only interested in him for sex. But there's not much else to do when you're on your way to fight a dragon.

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    21 Apr 2021

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    The tags pretty much says it all, but this is the cracky story about Bilbo and Thorin and their kids. And other stuff. Like hamsters.

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    19 Apr 2021

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  4. Public Bookmark 72

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    Bilbo confronts Thorin about his voyeuristic ways...

    EDITED. Any remaining mistakes can be blamed on the rum I am drinking.

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    08 Apr 2021

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  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    It's 2008, and Merlin's in college while Arthur's stuck in the valley working for his father's company, wondering why the hell he relates to every single one of Blink 182's songs about being brokenhearted, when his heart isn't even broken. At least, he doesn't think it is.

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    08 Mar 2021

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