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    All it takes to ruin the careful equilibrium of a non-relationship is a handmade cup, a pixelated screenshot, and Megumi's family.

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    24 May 2021

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    Fushiguro’s frown deepened. “Who are you?”
    “I’m Itadori Yuuji. I’m your—”
    “Boyfriend,” Kugisaki cut in.
    Itadori’s jaw dropped so fast he worried he’d dislocated it. What. That was not what he’d been about to say. Teammate or roommate or friend, but not that.

    Or, Fushiguro is struck by a curse that causes temporary amnesia. No one takes advantage of the situation at all.

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    23 May 2021

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    “I’m going to die, aren’t I?” Zenitsu asked dreadfully. Shinobu smiled brightly at him.

    “You might,” she sings.

    “That’s so cruel!” Zenitsu shouts, shooting up to sit on the bed. “At least deny it! Comfort me, Shinobu-san!! Come on, I don’t want to die! Hey!! TELL ME I’M GOING TO BE FINE, PLEASE!”

    “I don’t know…” Shinobu sighed, tilting her head. “It’s a symptom I’ve never come across before so I can’t tell you for sure…”

    Tears blur Zenitsu’s vision. “SHINOBU-SAAAAAANNNN!” he sobs.

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    21 May 2021

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    “So, like, what do you do while you work? I assume you’re not actually jerking off all the time.”

    “I usually just bake. And I do a lot of crossword puzzles.”

    “Oh, sick, you can bake? Did you make anything tonight while we were talking?”

    “I put cinnamon rolls in the oven right before you called.”

    “Ugh, I’m so jealous! I’m pretty sure one of my neighbors is making cinnamon rolls, too - I can smell them all the way in my bedroom and it’s making me so hungry. Is the universe punishing me for spending half my paycheck on a phone sex line?”

    In which Shouto is a phone sex operator, Hanta is his newest regular, Sero is kind of into his mysterious neighbor Todoroki (who might have the hots for Sero, too), and everyone is too dumb to introduce themselves with full names or realize that not that many people bake cinnamon rolls at 11 PM on a Friday night.
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    26 Apr 2021

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    Sam can’t help but roll his eyes. Take the boys out of New York but they’re still Brooklyn Catholics, that’s clear enough. Bucky catches the gesture, smirks hard enough Sam can see his eye teeth. It should be dangerous but he’s beautiful, pale and charming and recklessly easy.

    “You wanna come in?” Sam asks, ignoring the noise Steve makes, and Bucky’s smile gets wider.

    “Yeah,” he says. Steps up close to Sam. “I do.”

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    25 Apr 2021