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  1. Summary

    We keep writing these, and we inflict them on the internet here. Eat your heart out, Weird Al.

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    Unrelated MDZS stories that I originally posted on tumblr, which may or may not grow legs and further plot as the muse fancies.

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  5. Summary

    Once upon a time on Twitter, an utterly ridiculous idea was born. What if Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji, Mo Xuanyu, Wen Ning, Xue Yang, Xiao Xingchen, and Song Lan were all alive and well and ... had a farm?

    These are their stories.

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  1. Public Bookmark 78

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    “Yanli, I did not lie on our wedding night. You are the only woman I have gone to bed with. But… there was a man.”

    “Oh?” Yanli blinks up at him. She does not appear horrified, or betrayed, which is surely a good sign.

    Jin Zixuan swallows. “It was Sect Leader Nie,” he says quickly, as though that will make it easier.

    “…Oh,” says Yanli, and her eyes are dark.

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    Jin Zixuan tells his wife a war story. Or, two thousand words of Jin Zixuan getting railed.

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    22 Jan 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Five friends watch Cats (2019).

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    22 Jan 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    Power, say the ghosts, who fed off your blood long enough to promise you something in return.

    (Jiang Yanli is cast into the Burial Mounds instead of Wei Wuxian. She becomes a demonic cultivator to survive.)

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    22 Jan 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    “Count.”

    The command comes moments before the first impact, open handed and harsh against Sizhui’s bare skin.

    “One,” he whispers.

    --

    Sizhui gets punished.

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    22 Jan 2021

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    Nihuang with her heart pounding squeezed the Emperor’s hand. She had known before she submitted the report that it might not work. She had already thought of her last resort. She confessed, “I could not choose from the nine good men, your Majesty, because the one I wanted was not there.”

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    22 Jan 2021