thescholasticskipper
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- Schitt's Creek (4)
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David bribes Stevie to go to karaoke night at The Wobbly Elm so he can get drunk and sing. Turns out the karaoke host is pretty cute and David might get more out of the evening than he expected.
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Patrick Brewer is a business teacher who has just transferred to Schitt's Creek High in the middle of the school year to start life anew. His life is certainly turned around when a new mature student joins his Intro to Business class and brings her brother (against his will) to accompany her for parent-teacher interviews.
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Patrick sits on the toilet with his head in his hands, dropped between his legs. He runs his hands through his hair and thinks about what David had said to him earlier that day at the store. He decides it’s time to finally get this over with.
Patrick learns all the things that are incorrect and gets more than he bargained for.
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A little piece of sporty good luck fluff!
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Sequel to "How, Patrick?" You really should read that one first.
Patrick, whose Mysterious Husband has long entranced the viewers of his long-running how-to YouTube channel, is finally doing a livestream to answer fan questions and introduce them to David. Will the subscribers survive? Will the fan reaction overwhelm David?
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- Part 2 of How, Patrick
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18 Jan 2021
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After the grant money he promised to get was delayed by an emergency bridge repair project, Patrick's done his best to help David with the store while still working at Ray’s, not giving him enough time to ascertain where David’s head might be, in terms of his feelings or interest or whatever in anything beyond the friendship they’ve built these many months. Sure, they banter, which Patrick hopes David is seeing as flirting, but David’s so quick witted with everyone that Patrick isn’t sure that what they have is special. It’s special to him, special in ways he’s still coming to grips with, but is it special to David?
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12 Jan 2021
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David discovers that Patrick has had a YouTube channel for years, in which he gives helpful life advice on a variety of topics. Watching his way through the channel, he discovers that the subscribers are big fans of Patrick's...well, everything...and endlessly fascinated by his mentions of The Mysterious David, who he first calls his business partner, then his boyfriend, and now his husband. Now that David's found out about "How, Patrick?" and its 400,000 subscribers, will Patrick's fans finally get to meet their favorite host's never-seen husband?
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- Part 1 of How, Patrick
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- English
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- 1/1
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02 Jan 2021
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“Ugh!” David shouts, trying to figure out how to explain how utterly maddening this man was. “Yes, he was polite, I guess, but the way he said it was like—" he lets out a noise of frustration “—you know that fucking emoji of the moon?”
“The one with that condescending smile that looks like it probably just did a really bad fart and is proud of it?”
“Yes!” David points so forcefully at Stevie that he almost falls off the couch. “He may have said polite words but his expression was pure stinky-fart-moon-face!”
Stevie makes a noise of disgust. “I hate that fucking emoji.”
David meets Patrick Brewer, a glassblower, at the Elmington Craft Fair and loves his work, but wishes it didn’t come attached to someone so condescending. Not that it matters, because apparently Patrick has no interest in becoming part of the Rose Apothecary brand. It wouldn’t be nearly so annoying if Patrick’s best friend wasn’t about to be David’s newest vendor.
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- Part 1 of Arts and Crafts
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28 Nov 2020
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Patrick and David's love story told mostly through sex (and a whole lot of tenderness)
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- Part 1 of sc codas
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- English
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- 210,956
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- 42/47
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30 Aug 2020