this_is_not_nothing



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    "After this, therefore because of this" .... West Wing and Schitt's Creek exist, ergo we wrote a David/Patrick political AU.

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    Malfoy Manor has mould, dry rot and an infestation of unusually historical poltergeists. Harry Potter is on the case.

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    16 Jan 2024

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    Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.

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    14 Jan 2024

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    In the grocery store, Zhenya was confronted with the agonizing revelation that Sid’s idea of Christmas baking involved purchasing pre-made cookie dough in a tube.

    “No,” Zhenya said, horrified.

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    03 Feb 2023

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    "Better, yes?" Geno said at last. "Do what Sid likes."

    "I don't know what I like," Sidney whined.

    "Find out," Geno said. "Is okay. My dick here for you."

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    21 Oct 2022

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    "Heat of moment, not think much. Just want."

    Sid wonders what it's like to want that much; it's certainly never happened to him. "Okay," he says, still unconvinced. "I'll take your word for it."

    "My word always good," Geno agrees, patting Sid's thigh just above the knee. Sid looks at Geno's big hand on his leg and wants just a little bit, which is still too much want for the circumstances. He sighs and thumps his head back against the headrest.

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    26 Aug 2022