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  1. Public Bookmark 87

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    “I think I might be bi,” Wei Ying blurts out.

    This has the unfortunate effect of Lan Zhan rapidly lifting her head away from between Wei Ying’s legs, when really, she’s certain it should be the opposite.

    Or: Lan Zhan throws excellent parties, Nie Huaisang has suspiciously good weed, and Wei Ying has some things to figure out.

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    16 Jul 2021

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    Jiang Cheng is convinced he is entirely unlovable. To prove him wrong, a soothsayer curses him to be trapped in a cat's body until someone manages to love him even in this form.

    Or: the one where Jiang Cheng gets turned into a cat, moves in with Lan Xichen and becomes the bitchy seclusion companion Zewu-Jun deserves.

    Spanish translation by LyhanZheoth here

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    14 Jul 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 91

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    Lan Zhan and Wei Ying have a bet to see who gets more arrests in the precinct. If Lan Zhan loses, he has to go on a date with him, and do all horrible stuff Wei Ying thinks he hates doing.

    He's not gonna lose, though. He's two arrests ahead, and Wei Ying only has 10 minutes to go. This win is his.

    Right?

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    Brooklyn 99 fusion where Wei Ying is Peralta and Lan Zhan is Amy, in the episode where Amy loses the bet and they go on a fake date.

     
    (No prior knowledge of Brooklyn 99 is necessary to read this!)

     
    For Wuji Fest!

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    14 Jun 2021

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    Luo Qingyang’s expression suddenly shifts, her eyes widening once again, lips parting. With some measure of disbelief, she says, “You’re a cut-sleeve.”

    Lan Wangji stiffens. How did she—?

    Apparently decided without need of confirmation, Luo Qingyang sighs deeply on a smile. Leaning back against the bookshelf behind her, she says emphatically, “Thank the Heavens.”

    *~*~*

    In which Mianmian is a disaster lesbian (yet still the only one with a braincell), Jin Zixuan was just trying to help, and Lan Wangji suddenly finds himself in possession of two shiny new best friends.

    They're all better off for it, in the end.

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    14 Jun 2021

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    Meng Yao is well aware of why someone like him would be dating Lan Xichen and Nie Mingjue. He’s a dimpled placeholder for Nie Mingjue with the added bonus of easy threesomes.
    The problem is, Mingjue and Xichen don’t seem to understand this.

    Nie Mingjue and Meng Yao spend the weekend waiting for Lan Xichen to return from a trip. Meng Yao is determined to stay out of the way. Nie Mingjue and Lan Xichen are determined to show him where he belongs.

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    11 Apr 2021