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    Evelyn.

    That’s the name that appeared on Bond’s skin when he was about twelve and a half. He hadn’t expected to get one at all—the name of one’s soulmate rarely appears so late—but for days after the letters emerge from under his skin, he stared at them as best as he could.

    The name wasn’t hard to see. It was written on his chest, just down from his left shoulder. He would trace the letters as a child and wonder.

    “Evelyn,” Kincade said. “I’m sure she’s a very pretty lady, eh?”

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  2. Public Bookmark 82

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    "...until it’s weeks later and he’s peeing on a stick at 3 am because holy shit, what the fuck. And then he attempts to not cry into the phone and the dude who knocked him up is like ‘I really don’t care what you do about it’ and ‘It’s probably not even mine’ and slut shames the omega. That, Jiang Cheng, is how someone gets fucking pregnant.” He finishes, removing his hand from Jiang Cheng’s mouth only to jab a finger at him.

    Jiang Cheng looks like he wants to self immolate and/or possibly murder someone.

    In the meantime, their waitress has arrived and looks like she wants to quit her job and run away to live in the woods. Wei Ying relates.

    “Well then,” The waitress starts, clapping her hands together and very visibly pretending like the entire restaurant didn’t just witness what happened, “Can I get you guys anything to start? Drinks? Appetizers?”
    Wei Ying is leaving her such a big tip.

     

    Or, sometimes you get knocked up and then fall in love with the super hot Lan boy who swoops in to save your ass.

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    At three o’clock in the morning approximately six months after Bond’s return from Kazan, Russia, M received word that the unthinkable had happened.

    “Someone hacked our system,” Tanner told her, speaking a little too fast.

    (Or, the one where Bond meets Q before he becomes Q.)

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  4. Public Bookmark 55

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    Bond's first mission as an agent goes sour. When he returns to MI6, a peculiar boy with a visitor's badge comes to visit him before his psych exam.

    (Or, the one where Q, who isn't yet Q, starts to piece Bond back together after terrible trauma.)

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    17 Jun 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 55

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    Bond's first mission as an agent goes sour. When he returns to MI6, a peculiar boy with a visitor's badge comes to visit him before his psych exam.

    (Or, the one where Q, who isn't yet Q, starts to piece Bond back together after terrible trauma.)

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