treeperson
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Ray’s adventures on Bumpkin: the aftermath of five bad dates and one good one.
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Patrick had been running late that morning and forgot to put on an undershirt under his button up, and while that wasn't exactly the end of the world, it did mean that he was pretty sure he knew what David was staring at.
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“You enjoying the movie?” Stevie flicked her eyes up to meet Twyla’s curious gaze.
“Yeah,” she lied. “It’s good.”
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"Honestly, Twyla’s really weird. Stevie knows this going in, knew since they were in school together and Twyla would bring mason jars full of bugs to show and tell, but it’s one thing to know and another to experience first-hand all the mystifying little ways the weirdness manifests."
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What if Jake had a Discord server for his whiskey nights?
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Ray visits a coffee shop in Elm Valley to expand his clientele base and ends up meeting someone new.
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Bookmarked by treepyful (treeperson)
25 Feb 2021
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It was stupid, really.
They’d been arguing over which renovations they could afford first, a battle of wills and budget line items that’s been ongoing since before they even moved in, but it’s always been teasing. Always hinging on humor. Until last night.
David had had just enough wine to turn biting. And Patrick had not yet had enough to call him out on it.
Or, David and Patrick have a fight. We know it will all be fine in the end. Even if David doesn't.
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Bookmarked by treepyful (treeperson)
24 Feb 2021
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David and Patrick turn to couples therapy to navigate a challenging year in their marriage.
[This point of view of this story is that therapy can be helpful. There is no mention of infidelity, vastly different priorities regarding children or lifestyle, or serious consideration of divorce. See the tags for anything else that might be a concern.]
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Bookmarked by treepyful (treeperson)
24 Feb 2021
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On National Siblings Day, Alexis spends the day with her favorite brother Patrick, and David bonds with Twyla.
David: Why are you at our house, Alexis?
Alexis: because i have a whole day planned for us david!!
David: Why?
Alexis: because it’s NATIONAL SIBLINGS DAY!- Language:
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Bookmarked by treepyful (treeperson)
24 Feb 2021
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The store is buzzing with energy. Everyday is a successful day and the two lovebirds are either working themselves to the ground or fucking themselves into the ground. And so, they don’t actually get around to booking their cruise trip until that weekend. David is going through his bedtime skincare routine in the en-suite with the door open when Patrick mutters a thick and enunciated, “Fuck.”
“What is it?” David turns around slowly, massaging the under eye jelly mask into his skin while walking cautiously to the bed. Patrick is sitting cross legged over the covers with his laptop in one hand and tickets in the other.
“It’s not a Valentine’s Day cruise for couples, David. It’s a singles week. All the activities are ice breakers and random blind dates and- it’s just that. It’s not for us.”
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Bookmarked by treepyful (treeperson)
24 Feb 2021