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  1. Public Bookmark 39

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    Bucky owns Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Steve owns Fantasy Island. Crack ensues.

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    21 Nov 2020

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    The Winter Soldier was looming over him, dressed in full combat gear and hung all about with weapons. Blood was seeping out of a wound on his arm and there was a smear of it down his cheek that was starting to flake off as it dried. He was staring at Clint with a jaw-clenchingly intense glare and Clint felt every cell in his body freeze up under his scrutiny, expecting pain of some kind.

    Instead, the Winter Soldier held a fist out containing Clint’s hearing aids and then, once he’d tucked them in pretty much on autopilot, thrust a cat in Clint’s face and growled out, “Tell me about this kitten,” like he was demanding the passwords to a nuclear weapon. 

    Somehow Clint ends up co-owning a kitten with the Winter Soldier.

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    18 Oct 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    It's Oliver's birthday, and Luc is determined to make it a happy one.

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    14 Oct 2020

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    "Jyn talked herself into a corner with her grandma," Han explained. "Now she needs a fake boyfriend for Christmas."

    "Why doesn't Cassian do it?" Luke asked, and Jyn scowled at him.

    [In which Jyn, in an attempt to get her mother's overbearing, gossipy, and traditional family off her back for one freaking Christmas, conscripts Cassian to join her as her (fake) boyfriend for the whole week in England. Shamelessly, wildly, gleefully AU.]

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    03 Oct 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    “So what. Are you. In trouble for.”

    “Well, um. I may have accidentally said in front of Mister Stark that yeeting people off rooftops is kind of fun.”

    Bucky turns. The spider boy is maskless (stupid, outside is still public) and looks properly abashed by this admission, which makes Bucky think it must be sexual in nature. He’d engaged in such things at that age, or so he’s told. He doesn’t really remember too much of that, all the girls they’d told him he’d chased just sort of… blurred. “What. Is a yeet.”

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    29 Sep 2020