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  1. Rec 35

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    TRASHMOUTH TIES THE KNOT !!! Richie Tozier Puts a Ring On It … With Longtime Publicist Anna Gonzales

    The TRASHMOUTH got off a good one last night … in a spontaneous wedding ceremony with RUMORED GIRLFRIEND Anna Gonzales!!! Spotted hand in hand outside the famous Graceland Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas last night, our favorite raunchy stand up staple was being anything but TRASHY with his new bride.

    The couple has not made a public statement yet, but Gonzales has been the subject of dating rumors for as long as she's been HANDLING Tozier's public persona … and we all know she's had her HANDS FULL!!!

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    31 Mar 2020

  2. Rec 88

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    The times Babe kind of saved Eugene's life, in-between the times it wasn't the other way around. And then the time he couldn't, and it was still okay. Features most of a lifetime.

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    27 Mar 2020

  3. Rec 42

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    Eddie smiles and Richie mirrors it. The moment rings big and important. Loud. A secret Eddie’s heard of and is finally being let in on. Eddie wonders if Richie is feeling what Eddie’s seeing, that everything around them has been snuffed out for this good thing to grow. That it’s just them here, buzzing like neon. Eddie feels unburied and alive.

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    23 Mar 2020

  4. Rec 33

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    Eddie’s plane lands twenty minutes early, and for the first time in his life he switches airplane mode off before he’s strictly supposed to.

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    21 Mar 2020

  5. Rec 76

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    So yeah, Richie's a little unsure. He’s got a key to Eddie’s tiny studio in Brooklyn burning a fucking hole in his pocket, and it should feel like an engraved invitation. People don’t hand out keys to fuck buddies. Or side pieces.

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    15 Mar 2020

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