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    “This is the Magnus Institute, not a creative writing course at university. If that doesn’t agree with him, he can leave.” There was a thud and the sound of rifling tapes. “He can take his bloody tea with him.”

    Martin’s fingers tightened on the saucer. Oh.

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    Martin knows better than to talk about it. It's fine. He's fine.

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    10 Mar 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 37

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    Tim shrugs, a bit defensively. “I don’t know! I just— like, if he were doing something shady, wouldn’t it make a bit more sense for him acting the way he’s been acting?”
    “So you think he’s, what, coordinating London’s drug trade?” Jon says doubtfully. “He— no, he’s not the type.”
    “Look, maybe it’s not drugs! Maybe it’s like...I dunno, human trafficking! Weapons deals! One of those mills that makes coats out of puppies Cruella de Ville style!" Tim protests, wagging a finger at him like he's not just talking nonsense. Jon can only roll his eyes in response, his grandmother’s words echoing in his head about how they’ll get stuck like that if he keeps it up. "...Or...”
    Jon raises an eyebrow. “Or...?”
    Or...” Tim echos, drumming his fingers on the steering wheel. They roll to a slow, jerky stop. “He could just...not be human.”

    Jon's boyfriend — ex-boyfriend, he supposes at this point — is ghosting him. With the strange illness he's seemingly contracted since their last date, this may be the least of his problems.

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    10 Mar 2024

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    THE HOMOS ARE TERRORIZING ME

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    Tim sleeps with Sasha, and Tim sleeps with Martin, and Tim doesn't sleep with Jon, and they're all good, they're fine, they're happy.

     

    aka Tim is not here for the Monogamous Life and everything is Good

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    07 Mar 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 50

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    “Should we get married?” Jon asks as Martin strides through the living room. He’s been sitting on the couch for most of the afternoon with his nose buried in his laptop, filling the house with furious tapping as Martin busies himself with repairing the kitchen sink. Or rather, trying to repair the kitchen sink. It’s not that complicated, he tells himself after his fifth (or sixth, or seventh) youtube video — just twist this and loosen...that, and maybe...hammer this...? The point is, he’s been doing a lot of trial and error. And yes, water is still coming out of one of the knobs, but at least it seems like less water than before...?
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    point is, when Jon says this apropos of absolutely nothing, Martin nearly spills the sports drink he’s chugging all down the front of his shirt, and while that definitely would complete the whole “unintentionally slutty plumber” look he’s got going on, he doesn’t want to have to do another load of laundry today.
    “I’m sorry,” Martin says once he’s stopped coughing like a consumptive patient, “what?”

    Martin can't say that either of them have given much thought to tying the knot.

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    05 Mar 2024

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    "I'm sorry, you were found alone."

    Jon survived the apocalypse and now will go to the end of this new, unfamiliar world to find Martin again.

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    01 Mar 2024

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    wewewewewewewwewewewe (sound of me bawling)