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  1. Public Bookmark 67

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    Even if the pack doesn’t - doesn’t want him, Stiles needs to protect the people he loves. He’s not going to sit by while Derek Fucking Hale farts around pretending like he knows what the hell he’s doing. It’s not like Derek has a good track record of keeping himself safe without Stiles’ help anyway, how the hell is he supposed to protect Scott too.

    No, if the pack doesn’t want him, then so be it. Stiles will just have to protect the town on his own.

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    19 Sep 2020

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    The only good thing about Oxenfurt is the brothels.

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    Geralt thinks Jaskier is a whore, but really he's just an opportunist.

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    10 Aug 2020

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    The mutations are specific tools for specific uses. Formidable strength for formidable enemies. Sharpened sight to see what lurked in the darkness. Keen smell to track every kind of quarry. So while the varied scents of men can often times tell him what they are thinking, what they are likely about to do, there is one who's scent is unlike any other. There are precious few mysteries in Geralt's life anymore, even less that is new.

    There is a bard that follows him.

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    25 Jul 2020

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    Cornflower blue eyes, messy brown hair swept across his forehead, wide shoulders, instrument callouses on his fingers, and a smile that brought light to the darkest places of Geralt's heart, Jaskier smiled down at him. Geralt blinked. He hadn't dozed off at the wheel, he was here, sitting in a diner, staring at Jaskier. His eyes flicked to the man's name tag, clipped to the apron around his waist instead of up near his shoulder. Neat calligraphy spelled out Jaskier.

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    12 Jul 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 91

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    Witchers always have to pay more at brothels to find a woman willing to bed them, and it is a very bare bones service. This has lead to the wolf school having zero clue about all the wonderful varieties of sex and kink that is out there.

    Good thing that Jaskier isn't just a bard but also a teacher.

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    27 Jun 2020