unitedstatesofpenmanship



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    Geralt isn't sure how he got here, standing in his kitchen in black gym shorts and a baby pink—baby fucking pink—shirt that stretches too tightly over his muscles and has Toss a Coin written in sparkling gold letters across his chest while Jaskier is aiming a camera at his face.

    Or: Jaskier is a YouTuber and Geralt is his best friend and roommate.

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    27 Mar 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    Prompt: Geralt gets tired of Jaskier sticking his dick where it shouldn’t and relying on Geralt to save him when the inevitable consequences of it arise so after scruffing the bard like some wayward tomcat, he axiis him into only wanting to get fucked by Geralt. It keeps him out of trouble and Geralt out of the overpriced brothels and into a willing hole that only gets off with Geralt’s cock splitting him in half

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    19 Mar 2021

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    “Whatever you’re thinking, Jaskier, no.”

    “You don’t even know what I’m thinking!”

    Geralt feels his nostrils flare as he breathes in. “Don’t I?” he asks, low and deadly and shit, the low-level smell of Jaskier’s arousal just gets stronger.

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    17 Feb 2021

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    10 Feb 2021

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    It happens because Geralt is drunk.

    Jaskier expects laughs with their deliberate misuse of Gwent games. He gets more than he bargains for.

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    29 Jan 2021