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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    “hello, sweetheart,” wilbur affectionately introduces. he leans on his elbow, grinning lopsidedly at schlatt grumbling, his face pressed into the pillow. flustering. “what? going to cry? gonna piss your pants?”

    “oh, my god, shut up,” hisses schlatt. he falls all ways, limbs ragdolling to try to hit wilbur — misses the first time, catches the british man’s shoulder with a pillow the second time as he sloppily presses his lips against his and they both sink.

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    11 Jun 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    Wilbur was a pining fool for Quackity, apparently, everyone seemed to know it. Everyone except himself, really. Despite him knowing, deep down, that he was pining, that he was... Maybe there was a chance, maybe there wasn't, but he couldn't just stare at Las Nevadas forever, could he?

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    08 Jun 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Greedler comes alive in his own human form. As Oncie is crying to himself about the forest destruction he has caused, Greedler approaches him, proposing he has a plan to help Oncie get back on track. Though this plan turns out to be highly sexual..

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    28 May 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    Schlatt hates to admit it, but hes been lonely lately. Living all by himself, no one to hold at night, nobody to love. He sees how happy his friends are with their pets and figures maybe getting his own isnt such a bad idea. He has no idea what he's in for.

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    26 May 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    “Just a little present, Schlatt.” Wilbur says, sounding entirely too pleased with himself.

    Schlatt opens the box and-

    “You sent me a fucking dildo??” Schlatt says, opening the box despite his question. Wilbur laughs harder at this as Schlatt pulls it out.

    “Jesus Christ, did you pick the biggest fucking size? There’s no way this fits in anyone.” Schlatt says, examining the frankly huge dildo in his hand.

    “No, it’s… it’s a mold. Of me.” Wilbur says, stilted, finally looking as flustered as Schlatt feels. Schlatt’s eyes widen as his gaze darts from the dildo to Wilbur’s sheepish face, trying to comprehend.

    “You’re this big? Fucking… wow.” Schlatt blushes as he realizes how turned on he is at the knowledge that Wilbur is fucking hung. He shifts in his seat, suddenly much hotter than he was a few seconds ago. 

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    23 May 2021