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Six months after the shattering of White Diamond and six after the day Steven died.
Connie and Pink think of the future
this is just the product of me spending 4 hours reading Steven dies/Pink Steven AUs and then wanting to throw myself into the mix tbh
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In Angel's nearly seventeen years on this planet, he's never felt at home. Not back with his sister and parents in New York, not on the streets with Val and definitely not alone in the dark alleyways with nothing but the bruises, blood behind his nails and whatever scraps of money he got from working the night to his name.
But now trapped by seeing something he should've because of the kindness of some nosey old asshole, Angel finds that maybe this rag tag group of freaks and murders might be the closest thing to home he's ever managed to get his hands on.
And he’s a fortress that you cannot breach,
She’s the pit inside the flesh of your velvety peach
And they are destinations you and I may never reach
Oh
Still, they are never too tired
Always awake
So full of feeling that they
Constantly, constantly, constantly quakeThey’ve got fists made for fighting
And lips that can heal
And tongues that wag hungry
And, god, how they feelI’d like to figure them out.
ON HIATUS(because I'm a dumbass and accidentally deleted the 2/3 chapters and I'm too sad rewrite it rn)
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- Part 1 of Upright, Love
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Unstoppable force/Unmovable object by urproblematicfav
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)
04 Aug 2019
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Actual Real Doctor™ Patricia Tannis made a vaccine for one of the many weird and morbid diseases on Pandora and Lilith has made it mandatory to get it. All the other Vault Hunters are fine and do it,
except for Krieg
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- Part 1 of Satellit, Save My Life
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Restlessness leads to a Dangerous kind of fun by urproblematicfav
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Nov 2018
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After the mall incident, Shigaraki realized his infatuation with Midoriya Izuku might be more than general annoyance or hate and decides to test some theories he has about the boy and these weird obsessive hate-like feelings he's developed for him.
Mr Creeperson Handy Man™ honestly didn't expect the broccoli child to be able to table the turns around so easily.
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After too many unwanted bar fights and 6 broken gambling machines, Moxxi gets sick of it and makes a "No Guns Allowed" rule for her bars.
Krieg panics when Maya doesn't follow the rules
(while Inner Voice™ dies of embarrassment from Psycho's weird antics)
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Fics that were written for people. More info on my Twitter @ProblematicKai
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Said I got no illusions
'Bout the state of my soul
I’ve made my decisions
'Bout the way that I roll
I've got no religion
At least not anymore
But I stand upright, love, with my feet on the floor
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Here's a series of fics based off of both my headcanons and the Album Upright, Love by Blue kidA prostitute, a serial killer, a grumpy old man with a gambling problem and a neurotic woman who's only skill in life is knowing how to clean gore, all get a apartment together
That's it that's the joke
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A series of moments between Maya and Krieg in no particular order
A lot of which are heavily inspired by Anna Nalick and some Matchbox 20Yes I'm aware that there's only one posted thing but I promise you I have nearly 8 parts in wip I'm just very bad at finishing things
Also technically takes place in my Eridium Burns au
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me projecting my kinks and also treebros or whatever by urproblematicfav
Fandom: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
07 Dec 2017
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Peculiar Hysterical Charm by stratumgermanitivum, whiskeyandspite
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
18 Jan 2021
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One found what they truly needed when they stopped obsessively thinking about finding it.
This is a story in which Will pursues Hannibal and gets him, wants a child and adopts one, builds a life and almost loses it.
Or, it's a story in which Hannibal allows himself to be wooed, becomes a family man to keep his "person suit" intact, and almost loses it all due to his hubris.
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- Part 29 of Prompt Stories
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28 Nov 2020
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Will Graham is an awkward seventeen year old who can see ghosts.
Hannibal Lecter, it turns out, is a serial killer.
Lucky for Will he's less afraid of Hannibal than he is of his own father.
Though the little girl ghost on Hannibal's shoulders makes him much less frightening.
When their worlds collide secrets are revealed that neither of them expect and a bond is formed that neither is willing to let go of.
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20 Nov 2020
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Come Into My Parlor by ellethom
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types
14 Sep 2020
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“Omegas aren't typically murderers, Jack.” he sniffed as if the words themselves were offensive to his own belief system.
“This is mostly true,” he said. “But, there have been cases.”
Hannibal Lecter M.D. is brought into the FBI to help Jack solve a mystery, catch an unusual predator.
Jack just wants the case solved, and Hannibal may have found a new mind to toy with.
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20 Nov 2020
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“I know what you are, and I have proof,” Will said, swallowing thickly at something lodged in his throat. Fear, most likely. But perhaps something else. Perhaps the delightful feeling of his heart in his throat and the taste of power making saliva pool behind his teeth. “I’ve been following you. And I’ve got pictures.”
“I’m afraid I’m not certain what you’re referring to, though it is highly inappropriate for you to be stalking your psychiatrist,” Hannibal said, his words cool as he brushed a hand aside to straighten his files, concealing the brush of his fingers to a scalpel.
“Yes, you do. But I’m not going to turn you in. I’m telling you this so you’ll help me. I have someone I want you to kill.” His hands slid over his desk, away from the scalpel.
Or, Hannibal takes on a new patient, sixteen year old Will Graham who struggles with violent fantasies.
COMPLETED.
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- Part 1 of A Danger to Himself and Others
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20 Nov 2020
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"In short, it will benefit you to answer me best you can. What may seem unnatural right now might help you in leaps and bounds.”
Will nodded carefully. “I see your point. Okay.” He waved his hand in between them like he was tossing his reluctance to the wind, still beating the rain against the windows. “Okay. Hit me with it.”
“How often do you masturbate?”
“Nope.” Will shook his head, stuttering a laugh. “Nope, we’re not going there.”
>>A psychiatrist shows up on Will's doorstep and his idea of self-care is a little weird.
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- Part 1 of Cape Disappointment
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20 Nov 2020