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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    A documentary crew follows the daily doings of the staff of the Miraculous Francois Dupont Zoo, hoping to showcase what goes on behind the scenes. Unfortunately, the staff at Miraculous has a few screws loose and get up to all sorts of wild antics. They came for skilled individuals, but all they found was a group of the most chaotic people in all of Paris.

    Or, a Parks and Rec style Zoo au, in the style of a mockumentary.

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    21 Jun 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    When Apple and Onion get stuck in an elevator, Apple gets sent into a panic and it’s up to Onion to calm him down.

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    03 Jun 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 96

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    After the events of Miracle Queen, Chloé's parents thought it would be nice for her to accompany her mother to a party hosted by a businessman in America.

    Too bad Chloé ends up in Vlad Master's basement laboratory during a power outage. And is standing in just the wrong spot when the power comes back on!

    Unsurprisingly, things don't get less complicated when the Miracuclass 'wins a contest' to be foreign exchange students in Amity Park.

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    21 May 2021

  4. Rec 18

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    “You have better control than me, Guillermo,” Nandor continued evenly. “I rarely bathed as soon as I returned from a victory. I had more pressing needs. You should know that when the bloodlust fades, it is replaced by a different kind of hunger. And I was always ravenous after battle.”

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    Post-theatre, Guillermo wants nothing more than to take a hot bath and relax. Nandor, of course, has other ideas.

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    02 May 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    “Shower with me.”

    “Need help?” Asami quipped.

    Kuvira chuckled, swallowing nervousness. 

    “No, I’m ready.” 

    The subject wasn’t new to them, discussed in detail, infinite allotted time for Kuvira to choose when she wanted to take that step. There was no question to what she was referring to.

    “Oh?” 

    “Yeah.”

    “Not too soon? Nowhere else?”

    Kuvira, in tune with her newfound desire, leaned in for a gentle, affirming, yet chaste kiss, but even that incited a verve of arousal trilling internally.

    “With you, it’s perfect.”

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    Kuvira decides she wants to share her first time with Asami, and it's more than she could ever ask for.

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    28 Apr 2021