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  1. Rec 1

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    Naturally, unintentionally, Godhead smiled. The sight seemed to make Rich’s cheeks burn, and he looked down, flexing his toes rhythmically. Godhead’s chuckle was breezy and surprisingly gentle. “You’re like a living sculpture, Goranski. Our relationship is fulfilling.”
    “... wha?” Rich said, blinking.
    “I’m attracted to you.”
    His blush expanded from cheeks to collarbone. Rich squirmed like he wanted to bury his face in his hands, but he knew better than to let go of the rope. “Oh my God…”

     

    Rich and Godhead get along together like two peas in a quad.

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    06 Nov 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    My favorite romantic fic perhaps of all time. Please read this. Please.

  2. Rec 5

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    A malfunctioning speech-therapy bot goes in for repairs. His mechanic finds that this bot's highly specialised mouth-- and his sensory processor-- have been put to a lot of uses that aren't in the instruction manual.

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    28 Oct 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Gorgeous botfucking action, must-read

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    Jeremy had expected to be ignored, or maybe to get a straight up ‘no’ in reply. What he had not expected was for his show to be called weak, for the huge difference between their rankings to be pointed out, and to be told that he should ‘get an upgrade’.

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    01 May 2020

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    "Just what the fuck were you thinking, Lohst?"
    Last name. She must really be mad about something. Brooke paled, racking her brain for any major infractions as she was dragged into the Men’s section, the linoleum abruptly turning to shower tile that scuffed Brooke’s heels, but her mind drew a total blank. She’d been so careful lately, hadn’t she? "Um. Is this still about saying hello to Jake last week? Because, like, I promise I didn't mean anything by that, I just needed a pen--"
    "Shut the fuck up, you backstabbing whore." Brooke recoiled, and Chloe accented her snarl with a fist to the lockers.

     

    Halloween night was only one incident in a long pattern of behaviors Brooke knew all too well.

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    20 Apr 2019

  5. Rec 10

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    Hospitalized, traumatized, and vulnerable, Jeremy Heere has never had an easy life.
    Raised by two ill-equipped parents, Jeremy sports varied forms of trauma from neglect, isolation, and the seemingly limitless cruelty of life around him. He's spent his childhood socially ostracized from his peers, unable to navigate basic human interaction without smacking into a reminder of his own incompetence. Given the chance to change it all, the answer seemed obvious.
    But that story is already over, isn't it?
    Now he lays miserable in a small hospital at the edge of town. Haunted by regrets and budding feelings he doesn't feel entitled to, his life is surely worse now than it was before...
    ... unless he gets a second chance, that is.

    (Canon Divergence immediately following The Play. )

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    07 Apr 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is stunningly creative and perfectly executed. Everyone who likes interesting character dynamics, heartache, darkfic, and genuinely beautiful prose should read this.