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    The one where they all work at SNL. That's right, I said SNL.

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    Chu Wanning glares up at him, adjusting his women’s robes. “Still, why couldn’t you have been the wife instead?”

    Coughing politely, Mo Ran looks to the side, avoiding his gaze. “Shizun’s skills with the illusion barrier far surpass this humble disciple’s, and, well…”

    He doesn’t need to complete his sentence—it’s infuriating, but Mo Ran is now taller than him, broader than him, larger than him. Very much so. The young sapling he raised in Sisheng Peak is now a full-fledged tree, a man built like the mountains Chu Wanning has seen in his travels.

    Chu Wanning and Mo Ran pretend to be a married couple visiting a small mountain town to investigate some suspicious disappearances. Mini Canon AU casefic. Contains spoilers up to Chapter 130 or so of the novel.
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    21 May 2021

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    “And he’s … about the right height? For the character. And so I asked him one day if he could just run through some blocking with me. Just … limbs. I needed to know where the limbs would go during the scene. And it was very helpful and the next time I had the same problem I asked him back again and then … after a bit … he seemed to think we were … courting?”

    Five times Shang Qinghua gets himself a boyfriend by accident, and one time he does it on purpose.

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    17 May 2021

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    [chanting from the backseat] MOSHANG MOSHANG MOSHANG

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    Shang Qinghua fails to realize he is not a servant anymore.

    Mobei Jun fails to mention that Shang Qinghua has taken on the duties of a King's spouse.

    Neither of these things gets resolved.

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    17 Apr 2021

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    [screams]

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    What sort of servitude ceremony was this?

    In which Shang Qinghua didn't leave.

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    05 Apr 2021

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    “Your timing certainly is impeccable, my lord,” Wei Wuxian groans, rubbing his back. “What brings you here for the second time in as many nights…?”

    “I left my cloak,” Mobei-Jun says, shooting Wei-Wuxian a dirty look as the bird demon shrugs his robe back on.

    “You certainly did!” Shang Qinghua exclaims, crossing his arms quite crossly. “You can’t just leave your things everywhere, my king!”

    Mobei-Jun’s hard stare refocuses on Shang Qinghua, and he can’t help but shrink back, hurriedly rummaging around in his qiankun pouch for the offending garment. As soon as Shang Qinghua finds it, Mobei-Jun takes it from his hands and throws it over his shoulders, breathing in a deep sigh as if it relieved him to have it there again. If you miss it so much, why did you even leave it behind?! Shang Qinghua almost wants to say, but he is quite fond of his head, actually, and would rather Mobei-Jun not take it off his shoulders, thankyouverymuch. 

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    Shang Qinghua is tasked with escorting the leader of the Yiling Carrion Tribe to Gusu, and it'd be fine if only Mobei-Jun would stop poking his (gorgeous, beautiful, drop-dead handsome) head in!

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    04 Apr 2021

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