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    Upon returning for Eighth Year, there are so many strange things going on with Malfoy, Harry doesn’t know where to start. He won’t talk to Harry, but he’s talking to ghosts. He won’t apologize for his past, but the Black Family tapestry has crossed him off its tree. And the worst of it all, he still has that infuriating, snotty mouth on him that gets Harry’s dick hard as a rock drives Harry insane.

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    05 Jan 2018

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    That’s all there is. The mud, the grass, the sheep, the hills, and the sky. The sky, the sky, the sky.

    The boy with fifty grand under his floorboards.

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    12 Jun 2016

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    A piece of paper falls out of the bundle, and Louis snatches it and starts reading before Zayn can prise it off him.

    “He’ll have eyes as green as frogs.” Louis arches an eyebrow at his brother. “Very romantic, Zayn. He’ll wear sparkly boots and he’ll be marvellously kind. He can juggle, and he—four nipples?” Louis barks out a laugh. “Zayn, such person doesn’t exist!”

    “Exactly!”

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    03 Oct 2015

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    He still can't tell if Arthur doesn't know his limits or if he gets off on ignoring them. He's decided he doesn't particularly care.

    Inspired by a kink meme prompt: The first time they had sex Arthur cried like a child. And still every time they fuck he can’t hold tears because Eames’ cock is too big for him and his little tight ass. It turns Eames on. YES, I KNOW, OKAY.

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    25 May 2015

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    It's 2016. At the end of the band's last tour, Zayn and Harry get married in Vegas. It's not the worst thing that's ever happened to them, but it certainly comes close. Half fix-it fic, half woke up married.

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    12 Apr 2015