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    When some asshole (*cough*Hammer*cough) puts out a hit on Tony, what are three translators, two security strategists and a Photoshop expert going to do about it?

    Turns out, a whole hell of a lot.

    SERIES COMPLETE - 12/27/18

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    “Did you just sexually harass someone during my trivia?” Steve hadn’t even seen the speaker enter the bar. The guy was tall, but all of his other features were obscured by his dark blue hoodie and leather jacket.

    “More specifically, did you just sexually harass my baby sister?” Around them the bar hushed. The bartender and bouncer who had, like Steve and Sam, started towards the troublesome table slowed at the menace in the man’s voice.

    It was hard to see how in the dim lighting, but in the next second the mystery man hauled the catcaller up by his collar. “Get the fuck out of here,” the mystery man said, his voice tight with anger. “And if I ever see any of you in here again you’ll be drinking through a straw.” Then the man set the harasser down and with a well-placed kick sent him flying towards the door.

    “That’s the trivia host?” Steve asked.

    Steve didn't think they made professors like that.

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    In which Clint Barton meets a missing assassin in the vents and somehow becomes friends with him. Things don't go as bad as they could have.

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    “What do you mean we left Clint on Mars?”

    Cap’s incredulous voice cuts through the stunned silence of the cockpit, loud and shocked. He’s standing there with his cowl in hand, gaping at the holo-screen at the front of the jet. Next to him, Tony is standing with his hands on his head, mouth hanging open in a similar fashion. Over on the other side of the cockpit is Jane, who has both palms clapped across her mouth like she’s trying to hold back hysterical giggles.

    For his part, Bucky is just staring at the screen like he can’t quite believe what’s going on.

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    27 Jul 2021

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    Five times the Avengers learn about Peter Parker, and the one time the rest of the world does, too.

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