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There’s an art to building a joke, a clinical method only practice and years of training can turn into mastery.
First comes the setup. You set the mood for the audience, lure them into thinking this is a perfectly normal character, a perfectly mundane situation. That way, they can picture a clear image in their head, relate to the scene.
Then, you have the punchline.
The setup of this story is this: Man writes a routine out of anger against an injustice and goes viral.
The punchline? Yoongi hasn’t figured that part out yet.(Or Comedian Min Yoongi goes viral after an acerbic routine on nation’s son-in-law Kim Seokjin’s public outing.)
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“I’m the future king and I’m gay. I can’t afford dating or romance,” Seokjin says, calm and far more collected than the situation should call for. “I can afford convenience, though, and someone for whom a purely physical arrangement is mutually beneficial. What I have with Yoongi is good. Convenient.”
“Can’t you just say ‘fuck buddy’ like the rest of us?” Taehyung groans, somehow both frustrated and still deeply amused. At Seokjin’s pointed glare, he grins, wide and saccharine, and adds, “Your Royal Highness,” with a derisive bow.or Prince Seokjin lives in a world of lies and gold; things start to change when on a stormy night he meets Min Yoongi, who makes him reevaluate the truth's worth.
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31 Dec 2023
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“If I was dating Regulus, I would have noticed.”
A pause. His friends all stare at him with various levels of disbelief. Suddenly, he feels very stupid.
“Are you sure?” Remus asks.
Regulus and James are a couple. James is the last person to realise this.
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30 Sep 2023
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Regulus Black is angry. He wants revenge. He wants to watch the world burn for all it's done to him. He also wants to make out with James Potter, but that's a secret he'll take to the grave. Vengeance is more important than... whatever it is that chokes him when he lays eyes on Potter.
James Potter is confused, because Regulus Black is, all of a sudden, hot. And it's unfair because Sirius is going to kill him if he doesn't get his impulse control in line.
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A fic about two idiots falling in love (x2 because there's wolfstar, too) during a war, and the sacrifices they'll have to make to survive it.
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- Part 1 of Only The Brave
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13 Mar 2023
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this!!!!!! fucking!!!!!!! fic!!!!!!!!
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“I’m not deflecting,” Jimin says, lying out of his ass. He keeps his eyes down, doesn’t want to make it anymore obvious that his heart is going a hundred miles per second. “I just don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Taehyung’s lips tighten and he looks away, eyes back on the field.
“Interesting,” Taehyung says, as Jimin reluctantly follows his line of sight. “He’s still looking at you.”
Twenty feet away, dressed in his football uniform, Jeon Jeongguk looks away.
Or, Jimin and Jeongguk had a summer fling that extended into their senior year, Jeongguk is trying to make a move into official territory, and Jimin’s just oblivious.
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02 Mar 2023