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Yoongi's daughter breaks down in the middle of the juice aisle because her favorite juice is sold out.
Jungkook is the part-time worker who has noticed them buy the same juice every week for the past couple of months, so he put two of them in back storage last night just to make sure she could get her juice today.
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Please Check Your Clothing At The Door by shotforme (wentpostal)
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
19 Jul 2014
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(Edited to ask a quick question of you lovely people!)
"The older boy took a deep breath, knowing this could bring back the strange feeling that had always stopped him in his tracks before, but he couldn't feel it building yet and took that as a small miracle. He pulled back from the kiss, murmuring a quiet, “you too,” before slipping his singlet over his head and off to the ground. Luke copied his actions, tossing his shirt somewhere into the darkened room. The two sat there quietly, breathing a little heavier than normal, waiting for something, anything, to happen."
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Ashton is a 20 year old virgin and fed up. Luke offers to help him get it over with.
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it's a color that i can't describe by mockturtletale
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, K-pop
09 Aug 2020
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it was an almost kiss. a hint of a kiss. a not-really-at-all kiss.
and namjoon’s brain is broken, now.
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22 Jul 2021
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“You can do this,” Namjoon says to the reflection in the mirror. He pouts his lips out and furrows his eyebrows and points decisively. “You are a grown, sexy man, and you can go out there and seduce someone and have a threesome and not fuck it up.”
“Joon-ah,” Yoongi rolls his eyes, doing up another button in his reflection, then undoing it again, deciding that the extra flash of skin might be make or break for them. “Please stop trying to hype me up, give yourself a pep talk instead.”
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Namjoon and Yoongi decide to spice up their marriage and find someone cute to take home for the night.
(It doesn't go quite as expected.)
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Bookmarked by shotforme (wentpostal)
13 Jun 2021
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For as much as they playfully hit each other, both on camera and off — and it's a lot, like, a lot — Namjoon is so completely unprepared one night when he manhandles Jungkook over his lap to swat his ass over his shorts and gets silence in response.
(aka namjoon and yoongi start to notice that jungkook is behaving differently when they spank him. they make him talk about it, and then make him an offer.)
Bookmarked by shotforme (wentpostal)
13 Jun 2021
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The only threat Jungkook holds as a half werewolf is being criminally horny around full moons.
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Bookmarked by shotforme (wentpostal)
13 Jun 2021
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“I can’t…” Jeongguk tries again then exhales sharply, takes a deep breath and, “I can’t come.”
“Come where?” Namjoon asks. “To the interviews tomorrow? That’s okay. We’ll figure something out. Reschedule-“
“No,” Jeongguk cuts him off, blushing and looking down into his lap. He can’t believe he has to say it again. “Come, like… Like, I can’t… orgasm. I can’t orgasm.”
Translations: Russian here and here, French, Spanish, and Italian <3
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Bookmarked by shotforme (wentpostal)
09 Jun 2021