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    Aziraphale and Crowley spend time reminiscing about the past, and they talk about early misadventures with religious experiences, before... ahem... trying the effect out on each other.

    "“I should have never told you what I was doing. You’d never known the difference before that.”
    “You were! They had! …” The angel’s face was turning colors.
    “They had an orgasm, angel. You can say it.”

    (Now available in Russian!)

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    28 Jan 2021

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    It's like having a curtain pulled back on something he wasn't expecting to see. A surprise punch-and-judy at an up-scale restaurant, a lobster thermidor when he's ordered an ale.

    Crowley's gleefully trying to wrap his head around the fact that Aziraphale is speaking Polari. Because of course he is.

    Or: The Patron Saint of London's LGBT Community is real, and he lives in Soho.

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    25 Jan 2021

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    Not everything Crowley says is said out loud. Aziraphale doesn't always hear him at first, but he's learning to stop being surprised.

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    27 Dec 2020

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    “I have standards,” Aziraphale huffed.

    “Don’t I know it,” Crowley sighed. And then, like he’d done it a hundred times before, he covered Aziraphale’s hand with his.

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    24 Dec 2020

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    In which people keep mistaking Crowley and Aziraphale for a couple, and Aziraphale starts to wonder if there might be something to it.

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    24 Dec 2020