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    A (mostly) true account of Adam Wadekar's adventures as he tumbles into a 10 000-year-old war with Space Daddy (aka The Ex), their four surrogate children which includes a 14-year-old genius, a knife-wielding emo, a bi disaster who doesn't know he's a bi disaster and a ray of sunshine/Gordan Ramsey. They are joined by a badass elf princess and Space Nigel Thornberry as they fly their giant robotic kittens to free the universe.

    Did he mention there are purple furries?

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    27 May 2020

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    Sith Lord Argenti, formerly Jedi Knight Takashi Shirogane, has two apprentices. Keith, a half-galra Shiro both destroyed and saved, who is full of sharp anger and hopeless devotion, and proud to be Shiro's fiercest weapon and Lance, a former slave and accomplished imperial agent made cold and wary by the world, and desperate for power and validation.

    He'll need both, and everything they have to give, if he's to depose Emperor Zarkon and rebuild the Sith Empire, but as they begin shaping the future he finds some variables he didn't think to account for. Mostly in the form of what his apprentices want from him, in exchange for 'Everything'.

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    23 May 2020

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    It's one year after the war's end and Shiro's still trying to figure out what he wants to do and what he's going to do. When he receives word that he'll be promoted to the Admiralty within the next few months, all he feels is dread for his inevitable grounding.

    Meanwhile, Keith is building a ship.

    (Or: Shiro and Keith go on the space road trip they were always meant to take.)

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    12 May 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Holy fuck. You want pining Sheith? This is some good damn pining Sheith.

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    Cloud has an accident with a Time materia, and finds himself in the middle of the Wastes at the start of the Wutai War. There are people to save... and for that, there are three people who need to die.

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    22 Apr 2020

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    Yay! My favorite!!

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    Though Shiro is currently operating his fledgling bakery business out of a decrepit food truck he got for cheap in a repossession sale, he dreams of something more: a cozy bakery and cafe on a tree-lined street somewhere, filled with the smell of fresh coffee and sugar glaze instead of diesel. A little money could go a long way to helping him get off the ground-- and luckily, Keith has money to burn.

    Or: Keith takes care of Shiro’s financial woes, in exchange for a little sugar.

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    02 Apr 2020

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