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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    It's a sad day when, as far as he can tell, only a retired Dark Lord believes that Sirius Black cannot be worth the emotional and mental health of the entire child population of the British wizarding world.

    Lord Thomas Voldemort Riddle tries something new, something nostalgic, and something new again.

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    16 Jan 2021

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    Harry Potter goes missing during the Yule Ball. He does not reappear for nearly quarter of a century. In his absence, Voldemort takes over the wizarding world.

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    16 Jan 2021

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  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Hush, Harry,” came Voldemort’s soothing voice. “I shall take… such good care of you.

    “I desire our reunion sooner rather than later. Come back to me, and I will ensure that you are as utterly comfortable as I can make you. You may be assured that I will never rest my immortal body until I have you once again.”

    I did not intend to –

    You did so intend! Well? Will you finally stop moping now that the box was not-empty for a night?

    No,” Voldamort snarled. “This fixes nothing.

    A retrospective tale of language gaps, of untrustworthy memories, and of the culmination of a millennia long affair between a Dark Lord and a counterrevolutionary.

     

    – (summary edited 2020.12.19)

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    15 Jan 2021

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  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    The last thing Lord Voldemort expected when he died in the Battle of Hogwarts was to be sent into a series of alternate universes, jumping from one extreme to the next. The only comfort he finds in his rapidly changing surroundings is the only thing that seems to be constant: Harry Potter. Along with the slightly unnerving possibility that Potter is jumping too.

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    15 Jan 2021

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    Harry Potter, newly appointed Captain of the Marauder and son of the famous Captain James Potter, was falling apart at the seams. His crew didn’t respect him, he was lost in the empty expanse of space, nightmares plagued his sleep, and his Commander deserved the Captain position more than he did. Good thing multiple attempts on his life and a vicious warlord after his head was all it took to turn it all around.

    Alternatively, that space fic in which Harry Potter almost dies too many times, Tom Riddle slowly becomes the most smitten fool on the ship, and the rest of the crew are all just a bunch of assholes with popcorn watching the show. And exploding ships, don't forget the exploding ships.

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    14 Jan 2021