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the spice of life by whats_the_mintTea
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Jun 2020
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Lan Qiren sputters and turns a livid eye towards his nephew. “Oh?” the doctor interjects before the vein on the other’s temple bulges too much, “And what does Wei Wuxian do with his collection of herbs?”
“Cooking,” Lan Wangji responds placidly, though Lan Sizhui notices a tug of his lips upward. “Crude medicines from the roots for emergencies. He also enjoys a bolder flavor that the Cloud Recesses does not supply.”
“Yeah, Wei-qianbei isn’t trying to overthrow the Lan sect gardeners or anything. He just uses his spices to make us sweat or to make tea for Sizhui,” Lan Jingyi adds defensively.
Or, 5 times Wei Wuxian helps his favorite juniors with the power of spice, and 1 time they helped him back.
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knit together by whats_the_mintTea
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jun 2020
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He had tried. He knows he tried.
He had scoured the cliffs of Nightless City. He couldn’t let anyone else find the body. If his mind was a loud scream, his heart was a desperate prayer.
He’s sorry. He wants an apology. He regrets. He’s proud to avenge his family. He’s sad. He’s glad he’s gone.
Or, Jiang Cheng battles his guilt on Qingming.
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After the Final Rose by azurewaxwing
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Sep 2020
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(A talking-head interview. JIN ZIXUN, 36, entrepreneur.)
JZX: Oh, yeah, he’s a fucking catch, alright. He’s rich, he’s hot, he’s a Lan. Like, he’s been ranked number two among the local bachelors for years, and now that his brother’s seeing someone, he’s number one, right? So, yeah, of course I want to win.
Offscreen voice: Do you know anything else about him, besides that he’s rich and hot?
JZX: (shrugging) What else is there to know?
In which Lan Wangji agrees, reluctantly, to be The Bachelor, only to fall in love with Wei Wuxian, his cameraman/producer. Can the Bachelor find his way to a happy ending? And will The Bachelor: Lan Wangji be a ratings hit?
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- Part 1 of The MDZS Bachelor Universe
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05 Jan 2021
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live from new york by varnes
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Nov 2020
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Wei Ying lets out a long, ugly groan. “I am fine, Lan Zhan. Everybody is overreacting, it’s so embarrassing for all of you.”
“You had undiagnosed pneumonia, which you walked around with for weeks until you passed out during dress,” Lan Wangji corrects him. “It got a big laugh, until everyone thought you were dead.”
He keeps his voice even and does not tell Wei Ying that it had been Lan Wangji who caught him, who called the ambulance, and who rode with him to the hospital, where he was yelled at by nurses who wanted to know why he hadn’t noticed that Wei Ying couldn’t stop shivering or string proper sentences together.
“Rumors of my demise have been vastly overstated,” Wei Ying says. “Anyway, I’m already feeling much better. Basically fine. Really almost completely back to normal, so stop babying me and tell me why the fuck you let your stupid brother hire the worst man in the world to host our show.”
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OR: the one where they all work at SNL, Yanli's ex-boyfriend is hosting, and that's just the beginning of everybody's problems.
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- Part 1 of live from new york: an snl au
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- English
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- 87,069
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 1969
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- 4313
- Bookmarks:
- 1914
- Hits:
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14 Nov 2020
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不晚 | a lovely light by seagaze
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
20 Sep 2020
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And then. Something slots into place in his brain and he turns, bit by bit.
"Lan Zhan," Wei Wuxian says. "It seems that you've found me."
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22 Sep 2020
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After one final look at the profile photo, Lan Zhan closed Grindr.
"Not even a flame?"
Startled, Lan Zhan turned to his left.
"I know not everyone wants to start chatting right off the bat, but you spent long enough looking at my face," said the man from the app, who was sitting at the bar.
Or: Lan Zhan gets stranded at the airport, decides to scroll through Grindr, and meets someone new.
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- Part 1 of Ticket to Ride
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20 Sep 2020
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Wei Ying first hears about the ball over dinner.
"They're trying to marry off Second Prince," Fourth Uncle says, through a mouthful of stew. "There is going to be a ball, for all the gentry." "Everybody who's rich and titled, who's got a son or daughter the right age, will be invited. Second Prince will pick someone out."
"He's probably very stuffy and full of himself!" Wei Ying snorts. "I pity whoever has to marry him!"
(In which Wei Ying, a fugitive from justice, sneaks into the palace, steals from the imperial family, and eats his words.
AKA, yet another Cinderella AU.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 64,361
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- Bookmarks:
- 1928
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20 Sep 2020