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    “Don’t mind me. I’m just hamming it up.” He holds up the lunch meat and displays it like Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune before saying, “Okay, I get it. You think I’m just milking it for attention.”

    Eddie lets out a thinly veiled snort. He shakes his head and finally looks down to his shoes, trying his best to hide his smile. Was this guy for real?

    “Ooh. Was that a laugh I heard? Are my jokes ap-peel-ing to you?” He pauses to use the scale to weigh the bananas. He looks up at Eddie to ridiculously wiggle his eyebrows.

    Eddie finally cracks at that, a full laugh, and concedes, “You’re quick on your feet. Definitely less cringey than I thought this would be.”

    “I’ll count that as a win. Feel free to join in!” The cashier slides the can of Campbell’s noodle soup across the scanner. “Don’t be chicken.”

     

    Or, Richie works as a grocery store cashier who constantly forgets to wear his name tag and can’t stop serving up puns, but Eddie is kinda into it.

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    30 Jun 2020

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    On September 25th, 18 year old Richard Tozier vanished from Derry Maine.

    On November 4th, Richard Tozier turned up at the home of Edward Kaspbrak, naked, tortured, and silent.

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    15 Jun 2020

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    Eddie meets comedian and rising star Richie Tozier at a comedy club, and his life is promptly turned upside down. His Twitter followers jump from 80 to 80,000 overnight, he's being photographed in the subway, and the dreams that have plagued him his entire life are becoming increasingly specific and haunting. Richie feels strangely like the home he's long forgotten, and falling into friendship with him is the easiest thing he's ever done. But the closer they get, the clearer it becomes that Richie is hiding something.

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    11 Jun 2020

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    Eddie Kaspbrak has lived his whole life being told that he's delicate, and he's not. And nearly bleeding out in an alien fear demon's lair has helped him realize that--as well as what he can live through. It puts his priorities in some perspective.

    What he is, is injured. And married. To like, a woman. And gay. And stupidly, stupidly in love with Richie Tozier, after all these years. And he'd like to use his new lease on life to act on many of these things, if only Richie would cooperate.

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    10 Jun 2020

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    September 6th, 2014. This was the day Eddie first heard Dr. Richie Tozier’s voice.

    Eddie worked night shifts because it meant he got to be alone, solely in charge of manning Mission Control, and because Richie slept weird hours and was almost always up to talk to him. They talked to each other a lot. More times than Eddie could even try to count. Eddie had assumed he wouldn’t fall in love with an astronaut he’d never so much as laid eyes on in person.

     

    June 2nd, 2015. This was the day Eddie found out Dr. Richie Tozier was most likely dead.

    (Or, a very loosely inspired Gravity AU)

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    06 Jun 2020