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    Everyone is queer and human trianwrecks.

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    In an attempt to settle into his life on Tatooine, Obi-wan picks up flower gardening. Across the galaxy, Cody is stuck with an inhibitor chip in his head and a thankless job in the Empire.
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    When strange gardening advice and the budding rebellion somehow bridge the infinite distance between them, the question must be asked: How much do a hermit and a stormtrooper really mean to each other?

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    13 Jun 2021

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    It's four in the morning in the apartment of the emergency Supreme Chancellor, and the two heroes of the Clone Wars are faced with an insurmountable task; waiting for a one-year-old Leia Naberrie Skywalker to tire herself out.

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    12 Jun 2021

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    Roleswap AU. People are bullied. Nobody does any work. Lesbians flourish. And, since being trapped in an infernal contract with a fear demon means that nobody can get ahead, everybody gets even.

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    13 May 2021

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    Grantaire's voice curls as though he’s laughing at a private joke. “You seem… alive?”

    “Why wouldn’t I be?” Enjolras asks. When Grantaire doesn’t answer, just shrugs, Enjolras finds himself pressing, “Why wouldn’t I be alive?”

     Grantaire looks at him directly for the first time. There’s no warmth in his expression, no amusement or affection, nothing Enjolras is used to seeing there. “Why would you be? It’s been four years, dude.”

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    15 Apr 2021

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    On a hot summer's day in 1832, Enjolras, alone on the barricades and staring down the barrel of far too many muskets, makes the coward's choice. He falls backwards through an open window, eyes clenched shut.

    On a hot summer's day in 2019, Grantaire is walking home from work when he bumps into some guy in a fucking waistcoat, of all things.

     

    AKA, the time travel AU, featuring cultural differences, Enjolras learning how to have friends, and Grantaire trying his fucking best.

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    28 Mar 2021